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(Credited cast)| Mark Alfred | ... | Milton | |
| Joan Allen | ... | Lala | |
| Ted Bardi | ... | Bank Member | |
| Craig Barnett | ... | Orderly | |
| Josh Blake | ... | Older Boy | |
| Lynne Marie Brown | ... | Hooker | |
| Michael Carrafa | ... | Policeman at Phone Booth | |
| Phillip Dacchille | ... | Policeman at Phone Booth | |
| Jack De-Vall | ... | Policeman at Phone Booth | |
| Anthony Ettari | ... | Younger Boy | |
| Thomas Ettari | ... | Younger Boy | |
| Tibor Feldman | ... | Roger Morloche | |
| Emanuel Ferrante | ... | Corpse | |
| Gerard Gilch | ... | Camp Croton Retarded | |
| Jerold Goldstein | ... | Freddie Fisher | |
| Max Jacobs | ... | Mr. Gruber | |
| Mazie Murphy Klein | ... | Corpse | |
| Chris Liano | ... | Morey | |
| Peter Linari | ... | The Mouka | |
| John MacKay | ... | Oscar Henderson | |
| Amy Madigan | ... | Woman at funeral | |
| Annette Mauer | ... | Aunt Marietta | |
| John McEvely | ... | Oscar Henderson | |
| Hilly Michaels | ... | Bank Member | |
| Libby Miller | ... | Mrs. Morloche | |
| Mick Muldoon | ... | Desk Sergeant | |
| Hektor Munoz | ... | Camp Croton Retarded | |
| Jay Natelle | ... | Guard | |
| Rich Oppenheim | ... | Bank Member | |
| Clement Roberson | ... | Camp Croton Retarded | |
| Danny Shea | ... | Himself | |
| David Sherrick | ... | Mental Patient | |
| Joyce Sozen | ... | Judge Baker | |
| Howard Spiegel | ... | Hollowbrook Inmate | |
| Douglas Stone | |||
| Beverly Vail | ... | Nurse at Hollowbrook | |
| Eve VanSickle | ... | Waitress | |
| T.G. Welles | ... | Policeman at Phone Booth | |
| Joni Ruth White | ... | Woman Screamer | |
| Karla White | ... | Slap-Woman | |
| Crawford Young | ... | Orderly |
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Abandon hope all ye who enter here. This may well be one of the worst movies of any notoriety I've ever had the misfortune to see. The wacky title may pique your curiosity, but make no mistake...this film isn't "so bad it's good", it's just irredeemably awful and stultifyingly dull. It's overloaded with long stretches of *nothing* where you pray that something, *anything* even slightly interesting might happen, but it doesn't. Apparently, someone thought this was a "comedy", but I fail to see anything in it that anyone with a brain might find funny, even unintentionally. I wasn't offended by any of it, I was too bored to be offended. The one bright spot in this horrible film is the mesmerizing acoustic-guitar soundtrack by Leo Kottke. Skip this horrible film, and buy Kottke's _6 and 12 String Guitar_ CD instead, you'll be glad you did.