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One Crazy Summer (1986) More at IMDbPro »

Egg Stork: Ack Ack, let me tell you a little story. A story about a little fat kid who everybody made fun of, and nobody liked and he had a twin brother, and everybody said he never looked like his twin brother, but he wanted to...
Ack Ack Raymond: Egg, where you that little boy?
Egg Stork: No! No! But I used to beat the shit out him! "Why are you so fat? Why are so ugly?" Aaagghh!
Ack Ack Raymond: Great story, thanks.

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[Reading the obituaries]
George Calamari: Hey, Hoops, you ever notice how people die in alphabetical order?

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[While holding up a doll that had it's head torn off]
Ack Ack Raymond: Do you realize that for every lost doll there's a little girl with a broken heart.
George Calamari: Are you sure you want to be a Marine Acky? I just can see you having a killer instinct.

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Teddy Beckersted: That girl, the one with the braids in her hair? What do they call them? Corn husks?

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Egg Stork: Oh, thank you, I think I will have some cookies-aehah!

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Aquilla Beckersted: If you don't come home with that trophy, we lose it all! No more pools, no more Ferrari. And you know what happens then?
Teddy Beckersted: Don't say it, Dad!
Aquilla Beckersted: That's right, Ted. You'll have to go to..
Teddy Beckersted: [covering his ears] NO!
Aquilla Beckersted: WORK, Teddy, WORK!
Teddy Beckersted: Don't say that word! I'll win! Please just don't say that word!

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Hoops McCann: Will you watch where you're going! We're heading for the docks!
George Calamari: We've gotta make the boat!
Hoops McCann: Boat? What boat?
George Calamari: What, did you think we were driving to Nantucket? Come on, it's an island!
Hoops McCann: You never mentioned any boats! I hate boats! I'm not getting on any boat!
George Calamari: I beg to differ!

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George Calamari: Hey, Cookie. How about we stop playing all these games?

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George Calamari: Chilly dog?

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Hoops McCann: Why am I talking to you? You're not a man, you're a cat! Go back to your feline world!

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