Santa Claus:
Don't you know who I am?
Joe:
Sure, you're a nut.
Santa Claus:
I'm Santa Claus.
Joe:
Right, and I'm the tooth fairy.
Patch:
Don't you believe in Santa Claus?
B.Z.:
Why should I? He never brought me anything.
Patch:
That's because you were probably a naughty boy.
B.Z.:
Yes. I guess I was... no angel.
Ancient Elf:
Now, all those within the sound of my voice, and all those on this Earth everywhere know that henceworth you will be called Santa Claus.
Cornelia:
Merry Christmas, Uncle.
B.Z.:
It certainly should be.
[
B.Z. then makes an evil laugh]
Cornelia:
You're burning up.
Joe:
I'll be alright.
Cornelia:
You stay out there and you'll be dead is what you'll be.
[
Towzer comments to B.Z. about the proposed puce lollipop]
Towzer:
If this catches on, we can come out with a liquid version: puce juice.
B.Z.:
A sequel. That's it. We'll bring it out on March 25, and we'll call it... Christmas 2!
Patch:
Christmas 2?
[
Towzer has revealed the dangers of the puce lollipop]
Towzer:
B.Z., this stuff kills people.
B.Z.:
Are you going soft on me?
Santa Claus:
How can I do so much in just one night?
Ancient Elf:
Oh, yeah, well know this: time travels with you. The night of the world is a passage of endless night for you, until your mission is done.
Santa Claus:
You have folks saying that Santa Claus only rewards the good little boys and girls.
Anya Claus:
Isn't that how it should be?
Santa Claus:
All right. Dooley, make up a list of who is naughty and nice.
Dooley:
Yes, sir.
Santa Claus:
And be careful. I'll be checking it twice.
Joe:
[
after he gets his present from Santa] Did Cornie get anything?
[
pauses]
Joe:
The er... little girl.
Santa Claus:
Oh? Are you two seeing a lot of each other?
Joe:
Actually yes
[
blushes quite a lot]
Joe:
Actually
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