Herbert West:
Who's going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow.
[
Visiting the morgue]
Dan Cain:
What if we get caught?
Herbert West:
What'll they do? Embalm us?
[
Re-re-animating the dead cat in the basement]
Herbert West:
Don't expect it to tango; it has a broken back.
Herbert West:
I must say, Dr. Hill, I'm VERY disappointed in you. You steal the secret of life and death, and here you are trysting with a bubble-headed coed. You're not even a second-rate scientist!
Swiss Woman Doctor:
You killed him!
Herbert West:
No, I did not. I gave him life.
Dan Cain:
He's dead?
Herbert West:
Not anymore.
Dr. Carl Hill:
[
Dr. Hill's head has just *awakened*] Wesssssssssst...
Herbert West:
Yes, Doctor, it's Herbert West. What are you thinking? How do you feel?
Dr. Carl Hill:
[
wheezing] Youuuuuuuuuu...
Herbert West:
[
eagerly taking notes] "You...”
Dr. Carl Hill:
Bassssstaaaaaarrrrrd!
Dan Cain:
[
meeting for the first time] So West,what kind of medicine are you involved in?
Herbert West:
Death.
Herbert West:
Meatball?
Dan Cain:
Just put your shoes on.
Dan Cain:
[
Dan's cat has died and been found in Herbert's refrigerator] You can call, or write a note.
Herbert West:
I was busy pushing bodies around as you well know and what would a note say, Dan? "Cat dead, details later"?
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