Memorable quotes for
Murphy's Romance (1985) More at IMDbPro »

Murphy: I'm a widower. That's like catnip to a cat, in a town where the ladies outnumber you ten to one.

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[about his birthday cake]
Emma: Okay, what is it? How old are you, Murphy?
Murphy: Just set the damn thing on fire!

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Murphy: It might be the ball cock.
Emma: Most problems start there.

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Murphy: I am in love for the last time in my life.
Emma: And I am in love for the first time.

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Murphy: You are a miserable little son of a bitch, you know that? I don't know why she took you in the house... I'd bed you down with the dogs! And I'll tell you something else, mister, you may be a lot younger and stronger, but you're about to get your ass kicked from here to the state line... and I'm wearin' the boots that can do it!
Bobby Jack Moriarty: You're a feisty old booger, aren't ya.
Murphy: I thought we just settled that!

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Emma: Stay to dinner, Murphy?
Murphy: I won't do that unless I'm still here at breakfast.
Emma: How do you like your eggs?

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Murphy: I'm sixty.

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