Gary:
Susan! What are you doing?
Susan:
I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
Gary:
You said you were going to leave!
Susan:
All right, good news first. Roberta's not working with the greaseball.
Gary:
My wife just got picked up on the lower east side escaping from her gun-toting pimp.
Susan:
He's not a pimp. Problem is, he's probably going to try to kill her because he thinks she's me.
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