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The Breakfast Club (1985) More at IMDbPro »

Bender says, "A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says,'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.' Naked lady says [....] 'Forgot my pencil'."

The line "forgot my pencil" was filmed before the scene in which Bender begins the joke; they had to make up a joke for which that was the punchline, and decided to just do one that made no sense. So the joke means nothing.

(As Bender falls out of the ceiling after saying "Naked lady says", he screams "OH SHIT! JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY!" so we might assume that the lady said that as well.)

This is intended as an exercise to try to help facilitate an emulation of the spoiler system used in Trivia, where spoilers are identified by being at the end of the list, with a warning label, rather than by being masked out. What a spoiler actually is is individual, this tries to acknowledge that.

It will be placed in a few FAQ pages. If any other FAQ contributors consider this sort of approach to have merit then please consider making use of something like this.

This is not intended as a replacement for the other alternative approach currently being used, but as a parallel.

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Claire: (princess) Ditched class to go shopping.

Brian: (nerd) Brought a flair gun to school in order to kill himself after failing shop class.

Andy: (jock) Taped medical tape to a kid's butt to impress his father because his dad always bragged about the crazy things he did when he was in high school.

Allison: (loner) Claimed that she had "nothing better to do".

John Bender: (criminal) Pulled a fire alarm.

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Chapter headings, based on my DVD menu: * 01 = 00:00:00.000 - titles. The Breakfast Club (1985) - * 02 = 00:02:00.000 - A Saturday detention - * 03 = 00:05:34.000 - Who do you think you are? - * 04 = 00:14:48.000 - Monkey business - * 05 = 00:20:14.000 - Passing the time - * 06 = 00:22:01.000 - Parents - * 07 = 00:29:01.000 - The custodial artist - * 08 = 00:30:21.000 - Personal business - * 09 = 00:35:33.000 - Lunchtime - * 10 = 00:41:33.000 - Being bad feels pretty good - * 11 = 00:47:57.000 - A man of respect - * 12 = 00:49:37.000 - A ruckus - * 13 = 00:53:26.000 - Blazing up - * 14 = 00:55:39.000 - Highly sensitive areas - * 15 = 01:03:50.000 - Group therapy - * 16 = 01:22:40.000 - We are not alone - * 17 = 01:28:25.000 - Sincerely yours, the breakfast club - * 18 = 01:31:04.000 - end credits - * 19 = 01:32:58.000 - end -

.000 is a placeholder for the exact time.

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