[
Trying to steal Allison's car]
David Herdeg:
Where the hell's the clutch?
Allison Hayes:
It's automatic!
David Herdeg:
Get in, you're driving.
Major Clark:
So, what did you think of the future?
David Herdeg:
Television was great.
Major Clark:
You didn't see enough of it.
David Herdeg:
You know, I got it all figured out... Navy owes me 40 years back pay.
Allison Hayes:
Why'd you join the Navy?
David Herdeg:
You know the old saying: girl in every port.
Jim Parker:
Isn't that - water up ahead?
David Herdeg:
No. This is a desert. And that's a mirage.
Jim Parker:
[
later, walking through the flooded plain] How much longer you think this mirage is gonna last?
David Herdeg:
[
to transvestite] What the hell are you dressed like that for?
Sheriff Bates:
We've all got problems, honey. But we don't solve 'em with guns.
David Herdeg:
This now, this time, it's not ours. We weren't here when it happened. The experiment took place on a ship in a Philadelphia harbor. It was - 1943, October. Does this sound... crazy? You know, or is this sort of thing possible now?
David Herdeg:
Whew. What is *that*?
Allison Hayes:
Oh, I think it's a Porsche.
David Herdeg:
Now that's *really* neat.
David Herdeg:
What the hell have you done, Longstreet?
Sailor #1:
Hey, there goes the whiz kid.
Sailor #2:
Doesn't look too happy, does he?
David Herdeg:
Maybe he knows somethin' we don't.
Sailor #1:
Thanks, David, that's just what I wanted to hear.
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