Hollywood Hot Tubs (1984)

User Rating:

3.6/10   

Director:

Chuck Vincent

Writers:

Mark Borde (writer)
Craig Horrall (writer)

Release Date:

July 1984 (USA)

Genre:

Comedy

Tagline:

Why not work where everybody plays?

Plot:

A teen and his friends get into trouble for vandalizing the Hollywood sign, and rather than going to...

Plot Keywords:

Hot Tub | Hollywood | Bound And Gagged | Sexploitation | Breast Kissing

Cast

Paul Gunning	...	Shawn Wright
Donna McDaniel	...	Leslie Maynard
Michael Andrew	...	Jeff Partridge
Stafford Morgan	...	Al Rey
Remy O'Neill	...	Pam Landers
Katt Shea	...	Dee-Dee
Edy Williams	...	Desiree
Jewel Shepard	...	Crystal Landers
Mark Costello	...	Mr. Slate
Ann Walker	...	Beverly Wright
Read Morgan	...	Wally Wright
Debbie Gilbert	...	Janet
Rex Ryon	...	Jesse Dalton
Victor Marko	...	Edgar Blood
Peter Wilson	...	Derek Crane

Runtime:

USA:103 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Sound Mix:

Mono

Certification:

Iceland:12 | Norway:15 (video premiere) | USA:R

Company:

Hollytubs

Quotes:

[Shawn Wright is mistaken for an exotic masseur while fixing an exotic massage parlor's hot tub]
Desiree: Uhoo, there you are.
[notices Shawn's buttocks sticking out from his lying position]
Desiree: Oh, I like your style already. Kinky. Oh, this is just the kind of place I was looking for, alright.
[leans closer to his buttocks]
Desiree: Hmm, nice. Oh, I like paying for it. That way I get exactly what I want. Make it a great one, lover man!
[slaps his buttocks]

Movie Connections:

Referenced in "Mystery Science Theater 3000: Eegah! (#6.6)" (1993)

Soundtrack:

If This Is Love

Wow - Hidden Treasures!

Now, this is an AWFUL movie but it is also one of those trainwreck gems where everything is so bad, so off, so wrong that you will laugh your ass off with your friends and the right kinds of "drinks" and "stuff". The acting is terrible and this film has a performance that stands there with one of the worst performances ever captured on film (and yes, WORSE then the teenage girl in TROLL 2). A girl places a Valley bimbo named Crystal and first off, she CANT do a Valley Girl impression! Not at all. Right now, you could stop an old person on the street and ask them to do one and it will be better than what this girl does. But the director must be tone-deaf because he has her do ot ALL THE TIME plus she wears those frayed, cut off t-shirts and jiggles her breasts all the time. It is so disturbing. This movie is unbelievable - it has EVERYTHING and EVERY Cliché - a potty-mouthed granny, a drunk monkey, Japanese tourists taking pictures, topless bimbos, bikers who beat up everyone, you name it! The plot (that that there is) a young teen pulls a prank and to be punished is forced to read this script! No - but he has to go work at hot tub company and oh, the hi jinx ensue! This movie is a winner as a loser!