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Overview

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Director:
Mark Griffiths
Writers:
Eric Alter (screenplay)
Eric Alter (story)
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Release Date:
4 May 1984 (USA) more
Genre:
Comedy more
Tagline:
If you don't know what they are, you don't know what you're missing.
Plot:
Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that... more | add synopsis
User Comments:
Watch this with booze and a big pizza more

Cast

  (Cast overview, first billed only)
Grant Cramer ... Scotty Palmer
Teal Roberts ... Kristi
Gary Wood ... Hunter
Michael Rapport ... Rounder
Sorrells Pickard ... Ashby
Roberta Collins ... Lana
Cindy Silver ... Kimberly

Courtney Gains ... Rag
Kristi Somers ... Michelle
Crystal Shaw ... Candy

Darcy DeMoss ... Dede
Antony Ponzini ... Rocco
Marvin Katzoff ... Dorky Geek
Kip Waldo ... Head Geek
Michael Miller ... Landlord
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Additional Details

Runtime:
88 min
Country:
USA
Language:
English
Color:
Color
Sound Mix:
Stereo
Certification:
Canada:18+ (Quebec) | Canada:R (Manitoba/Nova Scotia/Ontario) | Iceland:16 | USA:R

Fun Stuff

Trivia:
Originally made for Playboy TV, but released as a feature film instead. more
Goofs:
Continuity: Kimberley sits down on the patio chaisse-lounge twice. more
Quotes:
Ashby: [sings country-style with guitar] She was a young thing in the prime of her life, Standing there lookin' as cute as could be. So I walked on over and asked her her name - I'm still not believin' what she said to me... "I don't f*** fossils for free, old man. I don't f*** fossils for free. So just go on home and take matters in hand, 'Cause I don't f*** fossils for free." more
Movie Connections:
Referenced in "Gilmore Girls: The Fundamental Things Apply (#4.5)" (2003) more
Soundtrack:
Fossils more

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1 out of 1 people found the following comment useful:-
Watch this with booze and a big pizza, 28 September 2000
10/10
Author: dindy-2 from Baltimore, MD

I watched this as a teen in the 80s and have watched it a few times recently. Great T & A comedy including nudity, geeks, and great music by Vixen. I wish a soundtrack was available. As us teens of the 80s start getting older, we appreciate more the 3 middle aged dorks. Great for laughs... funny and trashy.

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