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4 May 1984 (USA) moreTagline:
If you don't know what they are, you don't know what you're missing.Plot:
Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that... more | add synopsisUser Comments:
Watch this with booze and a big pizza moreCast
(Cast overview, first billed only) | Grant Cramer | ... | Scotty Palmer |
| Teal Roberts | ... | Kristi |
| Gary Wood | ... | Hunter |
| Michael Rapport | ... | Rounder |
| Sorrells Pickard | ... | Ashby |
| Roberta Collins | ... | Lana |
| Cindy Silver | ... | Kimberly |
 | Courtney Gains | ... | Rag |
| Kristi Somers | ... | Michelle |
| Crystal Shaw | ... | Candy |
 | Darcy DeMoss | ... | Dede |
| Antony Ponzini | ... | Rocco |
| Marvin Katzoff | ... | Dorky Geek |
| Kip Waldo | ... | Head Geek |
| Michael Miller | ... | Landlord |
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Originally made for Playboy TV, but released as a feature film instead. moreGoofs:
Continuity: Kimberley sits down on the patio chaisse-lounge twice. moreQuotes:
Ashby: [sings country-style with guitar] She was a young thing in the prime of her life, Standing there lookin' as cute as could be. So I walked on over and asked her her name - I'm still not believin' what she said to me... "I don't f*** fossils for free, old man. I don't f*** fossils for free. So just go on home and take matters in hand, 'Cause I don't f*** fossils for free." moreSoundtrack:
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I watched this as a teen in the 80s and have watched it a few times recently. Great T & A comedy including nudity, geeks, and great music by Vixen. I wish a soundtrack was available. As us teens of the 80s start getting older, we appreciate more the 3 middle aged dorks. Great for laughs... funny and trashy.