Memorable quotes for
Joysticks (1983) More at IMDbPro »

King Vidiot: [opens French window and climbs in]
Joseph Rutter: What the Hell are you doing here?
King Vidiot: You said you wanted to talk.
Joseph Rutter: I meant my office...
King Vidiot: I don't like offices.
Joseph Rutter: Why didn't you use the door?
King Vidiot: I don't like doors.
Joseph Rutter: Very well, Mr. Vidiot, have a seat.
King Vidiot: [Kicks over chair] I don't like seats.

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Joseph Rutter: If you're half the leader I think you are...
King Vidiot: I am half the leader you think I am!

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Joseph Rutter: You and I have something in common. Do you know what that is?
King Vidiot: [Shakes hands with Mr. Rutter] We both like to hang out in public bathrooms!

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Patsy Rutter: I wish you would be like other dads and stay home and barbeque.

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