Shelly:
Is that all you're gonna do this weekend? Smoke dope?
Chuck:
How come you never scream when we have sex?
Chili:
Give me something to scream about.
Ali:
You son of a bitch! Come back here you bastards! You ain't getting away with this, God dammit!
Andy:
God dammit, Shelly, why do you always have to be such an asshole?
Shelly:
Sorry, and I'm not an asshole, I'm an actor.
Andy:
Same thing.
Vera Sanchez:
Who are you?
[
Jason points the speargun at her]
Vera Sanchez:
What are you doing?
[
Jason is still pointing the speargun at her]
Vera Sanchez:
Hey cut that out, that's not funny!
[
Jason shoots her with the speargun]
Andy:
So how do we do it
Debbie:
Well first we take our clothes off, then you get on top of me or I can get on top of you
Andy:
I know how to do it, but I mean... How do we do it... in a hammock
Debbie:
I guess we can figure something out...
Chris Higgins:
[
to Jason] No! You CAN'T be alive!
Vera Sanchez:
Look, I'm gonna go outside for a few minutes and then when I get back in we'll talk.
Shelly:
Yeah, sure. We'll talk... Bitch.
Shelly:
Would you be yourself, if you looked like this?
Mrs. Sanchez:
Yes?
Chris Higgins:
Hi, Mrs. Sanchez. I'm Chris. We've come to pick up Vera.
Mrs. Sanchez:
She is not going!
[
We hear people arguing]
Chris Higgins:
What are they saying?
Debbie:
I don't know. I flunked Spanish.
[
Vera comes outside, happily]
Vera Sanchez:
Hi, everybody. What are you looking at?
Debbie:
Hey, the van's on fire!
Chris Higgins:
Shelly, why aren't you at the lake with everybody else?
Shelly:
Oh, they said they were going skinny-dipping. I'm not skinny enough.
Chris Higgins:
This was my bedroom. It's yours for the weekend.
Debbie:
Great.
[
Chris looks outside the window and sees that the door of the barn is moving]
Debbie:
Chris? I don't mean to be picky or anything, but where's the bed?
[
Chris is still worried]
Debbie:
Chris?
Chris Higgins:
Oh. It's right here
[
Chris shows the hammock to Debbie]
Debbie:
What's this?
Chris Higgins:
It's your bed.
Debbie:
A hammock?
Chris Higgins:
You might like it.
[
Chris leaves the room]
Debbie:
Why not?
[
Andy comes in]
Andy:
Where's the bed?
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