James Bond:
Now put your clothes back on, and I'll buy you an ice cream.
[
Bond walks into a Greek Confessional Booth]
James Bond:
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
Q:
[
Removing disguise] That's putting it mildly, 007!
James Bond:
The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!
Melina:
I don't expect you to understand, you're English, but I'm half Greek and Greek women like Elektra always avenge their loved ones!
James Bond:
What did Columbo whisper to you at the restaurant?
Countess:
That you were a spy, and to find out more about you.
James Bond:
And have you?
Countess:
Have I *ever*.
James Bond:
I love a drive in the country. Don't you...?
Tanner:
You were supposed to question Gonzales, not let Miss Havelock perforate him!
James Bond:
I quite agree, sir.
Frederick Gray:
I'm afraid we have to inform the Prime Minister that Operation Undertow is dead in the water. Why... she'll have our guts for garters!
Columbo:
You may need this.
[
returns Bond's pistol to him]
Columbo:
I'm a good judge of man. You have what the Greeks call "thrausos" - guts!
Blofeld:
Think twice 007, it's a long way down.
Tanner:
I think we're having a bit of trouble with the line, Madam...
[
last lines]
The Prime Minister:
[
over the phone] Ah, Mr. Bond. I wanted to call you personnally and to say how pleased we all are that your mission was a success. Thank you.
Parrot:
Thank you, thank you.
The Prime Minister:
Don't thank me, Mr. Bond. Your courage and resourcefulness are a credit to the nation. Denis and I look forward to meeting you. Meanwhile, if there is anything I can do for you...
Parrot:
Give us a kiss, give us a kiss.
The Prime Minister:
Well, really, Mr. Bond.
Tanner:
I think we're having a little trouble with the line, madam.
Frederick Gray:
[
to Q] You idiot. Get on to him.
Q:
007. 007.
Frederick Gray:
Bond! Have you gone mad? What's going on? Bond. Bond! BOND!
[
first lines]
Vicar:
Mr. Bond, Mr. Bond. I'm so glad I caught you. Your office called. They're sending a helicopter to pick you up. Some sort of emergency.
James Bond:
It usually is. Thank you.
Bibi:
Farewell Mr. Bond, but not goodbye...
Frederick Gray:
My God Jack. How deep is the water there?
First Sea Lord:
Not deep enough, I'm afraid!
Ferrara:
Ferrara.
James Bond:
Bond, James Bond.
Ferrara:
Luigi.
James Bond:
You left this with Ferrara, I believe.
[
kicks the car, making it fall from the mountain and therefore killing Locque]
James Bond:
He had no head for heights.
Kristatos:
The odds favour standing *pat*...
James Bond:
*If* you play the odds!
Blofeld:
I trust you had a pleasant "fright"!
James Bond:
Courage is no match for an unfriendly shoe, Countess...
James Bond:
A nose, Q, not a banana.
[
Blofeld dangles from a helicopter]
Blofeld:
Put me down! Put me down!
James Bond:
Oh, you want to get off?
[
Bond drops Blofeld down a giant smokestack]
James Bond:
Now, if we could identify that 'someone'...
Tanner:
Why don't you try the identigraph?
Frederick Gray:
Mmm!
James Bond:
Yes, sir.
Tanner:
Well get cracking, 007!
Frederick Gray:
Mmm!
James Bond:
[
Bewildered] Minister...
James Bond:
I'm afraid we're being out-horse-powered!
Bibi:
That's a laugh. Everyone knows it builds up muscle tone.
James Bond:
Well, how about you build up a little more muscle tone by putting on your clothes?
Bibi:
Don't you like me?
James Bond:
[
Wearily] Why, I think you're wonderful, Bibi... But I don't think your uncle Aris would approve.
Bibi:
Him? He thinks I'm still a virgin.
James Bond:
Yes, well...
[
to Gen. Gogol, after throwing the ATAC system over a cliff]
James Bond:
That's detente, comrade; *You* don't have it, *I* don't have it.
[
Gen. Gogol laughs]
Columbo:
By tomorrow, we'll be good friends. Let us drink to that.
Blofeld:
Mr Bond! We can do a deal! I'll buy you a delicatessen! In stainless steel!
Melina:
[
as Bond begins to open up her light blue robe] For your eyes only, darling...
[
her robe falls to the ground, leaving her completely naked]
[
to Blofeld]
James Bond:
All right, keep your hair on!
[
to Melinda, who drives the Citroën 2CV]
James Bond:
Take the low road!
[
Melinda steers to the right and the 2CV ends on its roof]
James Bond:
Not that low!
[
Kristatos has just acquired the ATAC]
Erich Kriegler:
I'll deliver it and return with the money.
Kristatos:
Huh! The voice of the KGB. The arrangement was that we meet at a place designated by *me*. After they *pay*, I'll give the transmitter to them.
Kristatos:
[
to Apostis] It must *not* be let out of your sight, Apostis.
Erich Kriegler:
Nor *mine*, Herr Kristatos! Where are we going?
Kristatos:
We will take the ATAC to St. Cyril's.
Erich Kriegler:
St. Cyril's. I'll arrange the pickup.
[
Bond and Melina are to be keel-hauled]
Kristatos:
[
seeing Bond's injury] Bind that wound. We don't want any blood in the water.
Kristatos:
[
smirks] Not yet!
Melina:
Murderer!
Kristatos:
*You* have shot your last bolt, Miss Havelock!
Kristatos:
[
to his man] Oh, leave the legs free. They'll make appetizing *bait*.
Columbo:
Cheers!
James Bond:
Yasso!
Columbo:
We are five men.
Melina:
And a woman!
James Bond:
[
after the ski chase] I took the scenic route.
James Bond:
[
after she kisses him] Do you ever come up for air?
Bibi:
That's why I'll win the gold medal. Breath control.
James Bond:
Yes, well... you can't lose!
James Bond:
[
after a shark swims past them] I hope he was dining alone!
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