Radio station manager:
You're number fourteen, nationwide!
Loretta Lynn:
Hey Doolittle Lynn, who's that sow you got wallowin' in your jeep?
Girl:
What'd you call me?
Loretta Lynn:
A sow, that's a woman pig!
[
after discovering Mooney with a young woman]
Loretta Lynn:
I'm warning you Doolittle, I'd better never catch you with trash like that again!
Doolittle:
Mr. Webb, me and Loretta are fixin' to get married, if it's alright with you.
Ted Webb:
Go ask Clary.
[
Doolittle walks through the house to the kitchen]
Doolittle:
Mrs. Webb, me and Loretta is thinkin' about gettin' married tomorrow.
Clara Webb:
Go ask Ted.
[
Doolittle walks back onto the porch, then back into the house]
Loretta Webb:
Doolittle, what are you doin'?
Doolittle:
Ted says go ask Clary; Clary says go ask Ted; I don't know.
Loretta Webb:
Wait 'til they go to bed; then you can catch them together. 'Less they'll keep you runnin' back and forth all night long.
Doolittle:
Loretta, I'm leavin' Kentucky. Goin' out west somewhere, find me another job. That damn coal mine about to kill me. There ain't nothin' in Kentucky for me except a chest full of coal dust and being an old man before I'm forty; ask your daddy, he'll tell you.
Loretta:
Were you goin' without me?
Doolittle:
Just long enough to get the money to send for you.
Loretta:
You promised my daddy you wouldn't take me far off.
Doolittle:
Darlin' you're goin' to have to decide if you're my wife or his daughter. Besides, you got to go; I love you.
Loretta:
You better come up with a better reason than that.
Doolittle:
Hop in; I'll run you back up to the house. What are you doin' in this bottom anyway?
Loretta:
I came to see the doctor.
Doolittle:
What for, you sick?
Loretta:
Yeah, I'm sick alright; I'm goin' to have a baby.
Doolittle:
[
laughing] You know, Loretta, we may have found something you know how to do.
[
Doolittle walks out of the door after an argument with Loretta]
Loretta:
Doolittle; are you leavin'?
Doolittle:
[
come back in the house] Naw, Loretta; *I* ain't leavin'.
[
Loretta walks up to her parents' house]
Ted:
Well, look whose back!
Loretta:
Doolittle's done throwed me out.
Clara:
Maybe it ain't to late to stop you from ruinin' your life.
Ted:
I believe married life is makin' you fat, girl.
Clara:
[
to herself] Oh, no!
Loretta:
I done wrote me a song Betty Sue. Your mama dadgome songwriter now.
Betty Sue Lynn:
That's a nice song mama.
Loretta Lynn:
Thank you baby
[
the morning after the wedding night]
Loretta:
This food's cold.
Doolittle:
That's 'cause it froze on the way over here from the damn restaurant. You want a hot breakfast, you got to come with me.
Loretta:
You think I'm going over there with you and all them folks knowin' what we been doin' in here?
Doolittle:
Hell's Bells, Loretta. You think this is somethin' the rest of the world ain't caught onto yet? They don't give a damn.
Lee Dollarhide:
[
to Doolittle] If you're born in Kentucky you've got three choices; coal mine, moonshine or move it on down the line.
Loretta Lynn:
[
Loretta is trying out a new song] It goes like this 'It'll be over my dead body, so get out while you can', then it drops down to 'cause you ain't woman enough to take my man!'
Doolittle:
Where'd you come up with the idea for that song, Loretta?
Doolittle:
[
after Loretta's first appearance on the Opry] What we got to do next is; figure out what to do next.
Patsy Cline:
People are wantin' to know who you've been sleepin' with to get on the Opry so quick.
Loretta Lynn:
Well, I never... who would say such a thing?
Patsy Cline:
All those girl singers who've been sleepin' with everybody and *still* ain't got on the Opry.
Patsy Cline:
[
Loretta and Doolittle are fighting in the parking lot] Get in the car, Loretta! Get in the damn car and drive, Charlie!
Radio station manager:
And come off that dumb hillbilly act!
Doolittle:
If you knew Loretta, you'd know that ain't no act.
Loretta Lynn:
Thank you, honey.
Doolittle:
[
Doolittle has just tasted Loretta's cooking for the first time] Make many pies, Loretta?
Loretta Lynn:
Naw, this is the first one.
Doolittle:
How much salt that recipe call for?
Loretta Lynn:
Shoot, you don't put salt in a pie! You put in flour and eggs and sugar and... oh no.
Doolittle:
Makes sense though; salt and sugar are both white.
Lee Dollarhide:
[
after watching Doolittle drive his Jeep up the side of a hill to win a bet] Damn! That son of a gun Doolittle don't know the meanin' of the word quit.
Ted Webb:
He sure went to a lot of trouble to get on top of a pile of nothin'.
Doolittle:
Get in and I'll drive you home.
Loretta:
I ain't gettin' in that thing. It looks like somethin' for Mars.
Doolittle:
Girl, what the hell do you know about Mars? I'll bet you ain't never been outside the mouth of this holler.
Loretta:
I know I ain't gettin' in that thing. If you like it so much; you can walk me home.
Doolittle:
Oh, Loretta; them pies ain't the only thing salty about you. Wait a minute; I'm comin'.
Loretta Lynn:
An' stoppa that growlin'. You sound like a big ol' bar.
Loretta Lynn:
I just can't believe I'm sittin' here talkin' to Patsy Cline.
Patsy Cline:
You act like you ain't never seen a glamorous country music singer before.
Loretta Lynn:
[
Doolittle buys Loretta a guitar] Doolittle, I can't play that thing!
Doolittle:
Well, most people can't till they learn how, dammit!
Loretta Lynn:
[
Loretta catches Doo with another woman] Woman, if you want to keep that arm, you better get it off my husband.
Girl at fairgrounds:
Who are you telling what?
Loretta Lynn:
I don't know who you are, but I know what you are.
Loretta Lynn:
Dadgum it, Doo! You never ask me nothing! You just say, "Hey baby, here's the deal, take it or leave it." Well, it's drivin' me crazy, Doo!
Doolittle:
Well, hell, then let's go up to the house, call a lawyer and get a divorce. I'm tired of this bullshit.
Loretta Lynn:
I don't want no divorce! I just want the dadgum bedroom in the back of the house!
Doolittle:
[
as Loretta is putting the babies to bed] Baby, I was just thinking... we got an anniversary coming up and I was wondering what kind of anniversary present you wanted.
Loretta Lynn:
Hmm... well, I ain't got no wedding ring yet.
Doolittle:
Wedding ring! Bullshit!
Loretta & Mooney's child:
Ah, bullshit!
Loretta's child:
Ah ha ha ha!
Loretta Lynn:
[
Loretta is trying to practice the guitar but her sons keep interrupting] If you boys don't settle down on this porch I'm gonna have to whup you!
Loretta & Mooney's child:
That's right!
Loretta Lynn:
I'm gettin' so sick of baloney.
Doolittle:
You are? Well, you know what they say about eatin' baloney, don't you?
Loretta Lynn:
No, what?
Doolittle:
Makes you horny.
Loretta Lynn:
What does that mean?
Doolittle:
[
starts laughing] Are you so dadburn ignorant you don't know what horny means?
Loretta Lynn:
No, what does it mean?
Doolittle:
I ain't gonna tell you.
Loretta Lynn:
[
in a radio interview] Shoot, we've been driving so much, I don't know where I am half the time. But it's fun. We sing, and talk, and Doo - that's my husband - he'll get to acting horny.
Speedy West:
[
shocked] What!
Loretta Lynn:
And the more I laugh, the hornier he gets, and then he'll say, "Loretta, spread me up another one of them baloney sandwiches!"
Radio station manager:
[
later] I don't know where in the hell you think you are, lady, but that kind of smut don't go in this part of the country!
Loretta Lynn:
I didn't know it was dirty! I thought "horny" meant cuttin' up and acting silly!
Doolittle:
[
Doo comes stumbling in drunk] Happy anniversary, darlin'!
Loretta Lynn:
Yeah, it looks like you had a happy one. Y'know, Doo, most couples spend their anniversary together.
[
notices the guitar]
Loretta Lynn:
What's that?
Doolittle:
Oh, that's your anniversary present, baby. Happy anniversary.
Loretta Lynn:
My anniversary present! Doo, sometimes I think you got a washer missin' in your brain. I can't play that thing!
Patsy Cline:
I'll call you on Monday and we'll go shopping. Anything we can't buy, we'll make. Anything we can't make, we'll steal!
Loretta Lynn:
[
after hearing of Patsy's death] She can't be dead, Doo! We're goin' shopping! Who am I gonna talk to now?
[
the Webb children all receive new shoes, Loretta also receives a dress]
Webb child:
Hey, how come she gets somethin' extry?
Ted Webb:
Cause, your sister's become a young woman.
Webb child:
Aww, she ain't no woman, she ain't nothin' but a dadburn kid.
Ted:
I aint ever gonna see you again.
Loretta:
Yes you will, daddy.
Ted:
Maybe, but i aint never gonna see my little girl again.
Loretta Lynn:
[
performing for her children, but her sons are wrestling] You boys quit fightin' and listen to me sing!
Loretta Lynn:
[
In the bathroom of the honkytonk when Doo is trying to convince her to sing on stage for the first time] Loretta says : "I may be ignorant, but I ain't stupid!"
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