Kate:
Look at your algebra book; it looks like it's never even been opened!
Riff:
I only use it on special equations
Miss Togar:
Do your parents KNOW you're Ramones?
Tom Roberts:
The only thing I'll ever lay is a rug!
Miss Togar:
Those Ramones are peculiar.
Police Chief Klein:
They're ugly. Ugly, ugly people.
Riff Randell:
Tom Roberts is so boring his brother is an only child.
[
after using Ramones music to make a mouse explode in a puff of smoke]
Miss Togar:
Note the loss of hearing.
Angel Dust:
I'm FIRST in line! and if you don't like it, you can put it where the monkey puts the nuts!
[
last lines]
Screamin' Steve Stevens:
Well, that about wraps it up at Rock & Roll High. Remember, if your principal gives you trouble, and you want this
[
pointing to the burning school building behind him]
Screamin' Steve Stevens:
to happen at your school, you just give ol' Screamin' Steve a call. I'm in the book - under SCARRRREAMIN'!
Riff:
Yeah, well, this is is Rock & Roll High School.
Joey Ramone:
Rock & Roll High School?
Fritz Hansel:
The gym!
Fritz Gretel:
Girls!
Fritz Hansel:
Music!
Fritz Gretel:
Legs!
Fritz Hansel:
Dancing!
Fritz Gretel:
Boobs!
Fritz Hansel:
Randell!
Fritz Gretel:
Sex...
Mr. McGree:
I think they're trying to tell us something.
Kate:
She's my friend.
Miss Togar:
A friend that will lead you down the road to expulsion.
Riff:
[
air guitar] I'm a teenage lobotomy.
Kate:
I don't wanna have fun! I wanna be with Tom!
Riff:
[
classy] Come on, sexy.
Mr. McGree:
I'm hep, Daddy-o. I'm into the Ramones.
Joey Ramone:
[
singing] You heard that I'm no good/Yeah, yeah, I'm no good/But I'll treat you like I should/I want you around/I want you around...
Usher:
Oh, I'm sorry. We don't let anymore mice in here. They've been exploding all over the place.
Miss Togar:
Well, I think that should teach them a lesson in deportment.
Fritz Hansel:
How do you spell that?
Miss Togar:
D-e-portment.
Riff:
On behalf of the students from Vince Lombardi High who are here tonight, I'd just like to say one thing: Screw you, Principal Togar, we made it to the concert anyway!
Screamin' Steve Stevens:
And a big shout out to Vince Lombardi High...
Boy In Crowd:
TOGAR EATS IT!
Johnny Ramone:
Things sure have changed since we got kicked out of high school.
Fritz Hansel, Fritz Gretel:
BODY SEARCH!
Tom Roberts:
[
needs to see Eaglebauer] Ma'am, this is an emergency.
Norma:
Animal, vegetable, or mineral?
Tom Roberts:
Um... sexual.
Miss Togar:
[
holding phone to radio broadcasting live Ramones concert] That, Mrs. Rambeau, is where your daughter is.
Mrs. Rambeau:
[
over phone] My daughter? Kate? I thought she was in the basement splitting photons.
Chemistry Teacher:
Don't dance near the chemicals!
Fritz Hansel, Fritz Gretel:
DEMERIT! DEMERIT!
Riff:
[
Togar has cut the wire on her broadcast equipment] Hey, Kate, I'm getting some static.
Kate:
Not as much as you're going to get.
Riff:
I'm Riff Randell, rock-and-roller.
Miss Togar:
You two are not doing your jobs. You're supposed to be my eyes, my ears, my nose.
Miss Togar:
[
Hansel and Gretel sneeze; Togar wipes her nose] Thank you.
Miss Togar:
This... is the Rock-o-meter.
Coach Steroid:
Gee!
Miss Togar:
[
to Hansel and Gretel] Oh, go and monitor the halls!
Usher:
[
to Mr. McGree] Sorry. Mantovani's down the block a ways.
Joey Ramone:
[
singing] Rock Rock, Rock Rock, Rock and Roll High School...
[
BOOM! The school blows up]
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