| Sylvia Anderson | ... | Terry Grant | |
| Lieu Chinh | ... | Kako Umaro | |
| Jacqueline Cole | ... | April Thomas (as Jacqulin Cole) | |
| Liza Greer | ... | Trish | |
| Robin Greer | ... | Policewoman Elaine Brenner | |
| Susan Kiger | ... | Michelle Wilson | |
| Noela Velasco | ... | Maria | |
| Jack Palance | ... | Mike Farrell | |
| Peter Lawford | ... | Burke | |
| Jim Backus | ... | Cmdr. Lindsey March | |
| Neville Brand | ... | Miller | |
| Pat Buttram | ... | Van Salesman | |
| Arthur Godfrey | ... | Himself | |
| Alan Hale Jr. | ... | Manny (as Alan Hale) | |
| Darby Hinton | ... | Sticks | |
| Ken Minyard | ... | Joe | |
| Ralph Harris | ... | Billy | |
| Howard Ray Huff | ... | Compound Thug | |
| Dee Cooper | ... | Compound Thug | |
| Norma Fernandez | ... | Housekeeper | |
| Bert Davis | ... | American Rights Guard | |
| Al Gomez | ... | American Rights Guard | |
| Mickey Epps | ... | American Rights Guard | |
| Cody Palance | ... | Beach Thug | |
| Kenny Endoso | ... | Beach Thug | |
| Mike Gugliotta | ... | Bobby Wilson | |
| Patty Foley | ... | Backup Singer | |
| Sheila Crews | ... | Backup Singer | |
| Daniel Lemelle | ... | Musician | |
| Herb Quick | ... | Musician | |
| Dan Borgers | ... | Musician | |
| Chip Steers | ... | Musician | |
| Gene George | ... | School Boy | |
| Georgette George | ... | School Girl | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Candy Castillo | ... | Hitman #1 (uncredited) | |
| Greydon Clark | ... | Movie Director (uncredited) | |
Directed by | |||
| Greydon Clark | |||
Writing credits(in alphabetical order) | ||
| Greydon Clark | writer | |
| Alvin L. Fast | writer | |
Produced by | |||
| Greydon Clark | .... | producer | |
| Louis George | .... | executive producer | |
| Donn Greer | .... | associate producer | |
Original Music by | |||
| Gerald Lee | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Dean Cundey | |||
Film Editing by | |||
| Earl Watson | |||
Production Design by | |||
| Jack De Wolf | |||
Set Decoration by | |||
| Paul Harvey | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Angie Behrns | .... | key makeup | |
| Christine Boyer | .... | assistant makeup artist | |
Production Management | |||
| Don Behrns | .... | production manager | |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director | |||
| G. Richardson Cook | .... | second assistant director | |
| Rick Wallace | .... | assistant director (as Richard C. Wallace) | |
Art Department | |||
| Robert Campi | .... | set construction | |
| Michael E. Wolf | .... | properties (as Michael Wolf) | |
Sound Department | |||
| Richard L. Anderson | .... | sound effects editor (as Richard Anderson) | |
| Bob Dietz | .... | sound mixer (as Robert Dietz) | |
| Teresa Eckton | .... | sound effects editor | |
| Beau Franklin | .... | boom | |
| Ted Gomillion | .... | sound re-recordist | |
| Ted Keep | .... | sound re-recordist | |
| Paul A. Sharpe | .... | sound re-recordist (as Paul Sharpe) | |
Special Effects by | |||
| Conrad Rothmann | .... | special effects supervisor | |
Stunts | |||
| James Winburn | .... | stunt coordinator (as James B. Winburn) | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| Rick Blair | .... | camera assistant | |
| Hedy Gier | .... | still photographer | |
| Kal Manning | .... | best boy (as Carl Manning) | |
| Steve Mathis | .... | electrician | |
| Krishna Rao | .... | camera assistant | |
| Dylan Shephard | .... | key grip | |
| Mark Walthour | .... | gaffer | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| N. Kristine Chadwick | .... | wardrobe (as Kristine Chadwick) | |
Editorial Department | |||
| Curt Burch | .... | associate editor | |
| Marsha Murphy | .... | assistant editor | |
Other crew | |||
| Christopher Cavette | .... | production assistant | |
| Jim Davis | .... | promotional director | |
| Forrest Gardner | .... | choreographer (as Forest Gardner) | |
| Lawrence Goldberg | .... | production assistant | |
| Gary S. Goutsos | .... | financial consultant | |
| Meredith Kibbee | .... | script supervisor | |
| L. Steven Snyder | .... | production accountant | |
| Dale Wells | .... | production assistant | |
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An extended jiggle-fest made watchable only through the gracious lens of "Mystery Science Theatre 3000", "Angels' Bridage" (aka "Angels' Revenge") is a truly embarrassing rip-off of "Charlie's Angels" seemingly written and directed by hormone-crazed 16-year-old boys and starring an overwhelming number of has-been B-movie character actors.
The plot, as much as there is one, involves a quasi-feminist schoolteacher trying to take out a drug ring that pushes to kids. She enlists the aid of six stereotypes...er, I mean characters: a sassy black stunt driver, an Asian martial artist (of course), a disco singer, an oversexed model, a tough cop that loves her weaponry, and a bratty, annoying teenager who happens to be one of the teacher's students.
This movie is filled with things that will either make you laugh, cringe, or simply scratch your head, depending on your tolerance for horrid cinema. There's the Vietnamese character with the Japanese name. The singer whose record is "still climbing" up the charts but is still recognized by every character in the film. The "top model" who does her fashion shoots in a mall parking lot. Jim Backus in thigh-high military boots. A genital-mutilation-as-interrogation scene played for laughs. A squad of bouncy women who paint their nails and wear spiked heels on a commando raid. And don't forget the score, which rips off all sorts of recognizable music, from the theme to "Charlie's Angels" to John Williams' opening music for "Jaws" to Strauss' "Thus Spake Zarathustra" (also known as the music from "2001: A Space Odyssey").
See what Aaron Spelling hath wrought? 1 out of 10.