Lynch:
There's no such thing as fair in a fight to the death!
Lynch:
A gemtleman knows when to use his sword and when to lay it down. Have you forgotten, Lynch, that was what you once were?
Lynch:
I'm not a gentleman; I'm an Irishman!
Lord Durant:
You're a fool, Captain Lynch!
Lynch:
No, m'lord, I'm not a fool... I'm an Irishman!
Lynch:
Here you are, my lord
[
handing over a cutlass]
Lynch:
. The blade, you know, is very sharp.
Lord Durant:
Unlike your wit.
Nick:
This girl is trouble, Ned. A pirate in love is like a fish out of water. Both are where they shouldn't be. But only the fish has sense enough to know it.
Nick:
There once was a maiden named Starkey who had an affair with a darkey. The result of her sins was quadruplets, not twins: One white, one black, and two khaki.
Lord Durant:
Draw the curtains. The farce is ended!
[
Durant's dying words as he falls from the balcony]
[
as newly-freed Jane Barnet and Captain Lynch kiss]
Nick:
We've come to make war, Captain, not love!
Lynch:
[
talking to Jane in his rowboat after she hs dived in the sea for a nude swim] What do you want? Well, girl, it's a lot easier to get off a ship with no clothes on than to get back onto a ship with no clothes on.
Chaplain:
[
Referring to Nick, who is about to be hanged] Has he lived a religious life?
Major Folly:
No matter. He shall have a Christian death!
Mr. Moonbeam:
Better an empty head than an empty bed.
Jane Barnet:
[
turning around to see the Captain] How long have you been sitting there?
Lynch:
A very long time.
Jane Barnet:
[
laughs softly] You move quietly.
Lynch:
Yes, girl, I do.
Jane Barnet:
It's natural among thieves.
Lynch:
Beg your pardon, Ma'am. I'm not a thief. I'm a pirate and good to be called one.
Jane Barnet:
Will you give me back what you stole from my family?
Lynch:
No.
Jane Barnet:
Then, sir, you are a thief!
Lynch:
[
after a pause] As you please.
Nick:
[
Hoping that the outnumbered Major Folly will not fight to a certain death] It would be a major blunder, Major Folly.
Lord Durant:
I serve one master. His name is darkness!
Nick:
A woman's place is between the sheets. I suspect there's more to this wench than that.
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