| Linda Lovelace | ... | Herself | |
| Fuddle Bagley | ... | Abdul Ali Umagooma | |
| Val Bisoglio | ... | Rev. Billy Easter | |
| Jack DeLeon | ... | Capt. Neldor (as Jack De Leon) | |
| Micky Dolenz | ... | Lt. Fenwick | |
| Joey Forman | ... | Chow Ming | |
| Danny Goldman | ... | Bruce Whippoorwill | |
| Garry Goodrow | ... | Adolph Von Luftwafter | |
| Roberta Kent | ... | Jack Henderson | |
| Monte Landis | ... | B.S. | |
| Morgan Upton | ... | The 'Veep' | |
| Fetchuttini Alfredo | ... | Mayor Wasp | |
| Rod Arrants | ... | Boone | |
| Kent Browne | ... | Wally Anchorman | |
| Robert Burton | ... | Huck Fish | |
| Jack Collins | ... | Honest John | |
| Scatman Crothers | ... | Super Black | |
| Robert Emmett II | ... | Rocky Brooksbrother | |
| Alfredo Fetchuttini | ... | The Assassinator | |
| Stanley Myron Handelman | ... | Messenger (as Stanley Myron Handleman) | |
| Marty Ingels | ... | Ronald Trixie | |
| Richard Lerner | ... | Director (as Richard 'Diki' Lerner) | |
| Vaughn Meader | ... | Rev. Sacrifice | |
| Art Metrano | ... | The Sheik (as Arthur Metrano) | |
| Barbara Minkus | ... | Mousey Lady | |
| John Myhers | ... | Billy Leroy Boy | |
| Louis Quinn | ... | Dirty Guy #1 | |
| Joe E. Ross | ... | Dirty Guy #2 | |
| Patricia Stich | ... | Lucy McKissack | |
| Roy Stuart | ... | Veep Candidate | |
| Robert Symonds | ... | Uncle Sam | |
| David Ankrum | ... | Frat Boy #1 | |
| David Blatt | ... | Hillbilly | |
| Earl Jolly Brown | ... | Polmes | |
| Edwin Cook | ... | Man in Forest | |
| Gene Elman | ... | Gross Man | |
| Harvey Grant | ... | Five Star General (as Hank Grant) | |
| Jack Grapes | ... | Ron Haffkine | |
| Diane Lee Hart | ... | Harem Girl | |
| Ralph Hoopes | ... | Man in Elevator | |
| Laura Justin | ... | Hillbilly Girl | |
| Bo Kaprall | ... | Bob Arbogast | |
| Richard Kleiner | ... | Polish Bowler | |
| Georgia Lee | ... | Woman in Elevator | |
| Robbie Lee | ... | Hillbilly Girl with Veep | |
| Paul Lichtman | ... | Fred C. Dobbs | |
| Tommy Madden | ... | The Midget | |
| Oaky Miller | ... | Veep #1 | |
| Gus Peters | ... | Zeke | |
| Christopher Pray | ... | Hillbilly | |
| Jamie Reidy | ... | Desk Clerk | |
| Stafford Repp | ... | Dirty Old Man | |
| Philip Roth | ... | Polish Speaker (as Phil Roth) | |
| Bob Schott | ... | Frat Boy #2 | |
| Michael Schwartz | ... | William Barnard Silberkleit | |
| Marlene Selsman | ... | Harem Girl | |
| Phillip Simms | ... | Veep #2 (as Philip Simms) | |
| Charles Stroud | ... | Sophisticated Man | |
| Lila Teigh | ... | Rose Mednikoff | |
| William Tusher | ... | Priest | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Chuck McCann | |||
| C. Wayne Owens | ... | Popcorn Vendor | |
| Aidea Burton-Sluyter | ... | Secretary of State (uncredited) | |
| John Cross | ... | Photographer (uncredited) | |
| Montana Smoyer | ... | Hillbilly Lady (uncredited) | |
Directed by | |||
| Claudio Guzmán | (as Claudio Guzman) | ||
| Arthur Marks | (uncredited) | ||
Writing credits(in alphabetical order) | ||
| Jack Margolis | writer (as Jack S. Margolis) | |
Produced by | |||
| Arthur Marks | .... | executive producer | |
| William B. Silberkleit | .... | executive producer (as William Silberkleit) | |
| Charles Stroud | .... | producer | |
| David Winters | .... | producer | |
Original Music by | |||
| Big Mac & The Truckers | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Robert Birchall | |||
Film Editing by | |||
| Richard Greer | |||
Art Direction by | |||
| John Carter | |||
| George Costello | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Charles House | .... | makeup artist | |
| Dolores Wells | .... | makeup artist | |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director | |||
| Richard Bremerkamp | .... | assistant director | |
Art Department | |||
| John S. Curran | .... | property master (as John Curran) | |
Sound Department | |||
| Robert Gravenor | .... | sound mixer | |
| Marvin Kerner | .... | sound effects editor | |
| Glen Mabson | .... | sound mixer | |
Stunts | |||
| Dick Geary | .... | stunt coordinator (as Richard Geary) | |
| Jesse Wayne | .... | stunts (uncredited) | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| Vossa Leach | .... | key grip | |
| Beau Marks | .... | gaffer | |
Casting Department | |||
| Gino Havens | .... | casting (as Geno Havens) | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| Casey Spencer | .... | wardrobe | |
Other crew | |||
| Cary Glieberman | .... | production assistant | |
| Bruce Ricker | .... | location manager | |
| Patty Sue Townsend | .... | script supervisor (as Patti Townsend) | |
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The plot has adult film star Linda Lovelace running for President as the only person the leaders of a political party could agree on. She goes on the campaign trail in a film that is full of political and social commentary humor, not to mention jokes of the lowest denominator.
The film-making is poor. its the sort of scatter shot "lets make a movie" with grade C stars and comedians running about in jokes that are best described a vaudeville or burlesques last gasp. Its the sort of film that is similar to Groove Tube, Loose Shoes, American Raspberry or Kentucky Fried Movie, except as a political campaign. The problem is the material, that which isn't old to begin with, isn't very good. To be certain some of the material is funny in a one off sort of way but mostly is just stupid. The sad thing is that Lovelace actually comes off a pretty good screen actress. certainly she's more real than many of todays adult film stars who try to cross over into mainstream films. Its a shame she never had the chance to do something more than be infamous.
Supposedly this exists in 3 different cuts PG,R and X. The version I saw had the X rating attached to the end, though most of the offensive material was some language, soft core sex and nudity and I seriously doubt it would get an X or NC-17 today. Nothing is exciting in any sense of the word.
Its bland. its dull. Its (mostly) unfunny. Its a turkey