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California Split (1974) More at IMDbPro »

Bill Denny: Goddamnit, lady, you don't throw oranges on an escalator!

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Bill Denny: Dumbo flew.

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Bill Denny: Everybody's named Barbara.

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Bill Denny: Come on, Valdez! Come on, Valdez!
Charlie Waters: Who's Valdez?
Bill Denny: Valdez is the jockey!

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Charlie Waters: If it takes a watermelon five minutes to water. How long does it take a sweetpea to pee? As long as it takes a pair of dice to crap.

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Charlie Waters: El busto! Tapioca time.

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Charlie Waters: The tongue of the great blue whale weighs more than a full-grown African elephant.

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