Deadly Weapons (1974)

User Rating:

2.3/10   

Director:

Doris Wishman

Writer:

Judy J. Kushner (writer)

Release Date:

April 1974 (USA)

Genre:

Action | Crime | Drama

Tagline:

Seeing is Believing! 73-32-36!

Plot:

After the mob hits a guy with a list, one of the hoods keeps the list for himself to blackmail the people on it...

Plot Keywords:

Suffocation | Buxom | Exploitation | Large Breasts | Nipples

Cast

Chesty Morgan	...	Crystal (as Zsa Zsa)
Harry Reems	...	Tony (as Harry Reemes)
Richard Towers	...	Larry (as Greg Reynolds)
Saul Meth	...	Nick / Talent Agent
Phillip Stahl	...	Crystal's father
Mitchell Fredericks
Denise Purcell	...	Eve
John McMohon

Runtime:

75 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Sound Mix:

Mono

Certification:

Belgium:KNT | UK:18 (video rating) (1987) (cut) | UK:18 (video re-rating) (2003) (uncut) | UK:X (original rating) (cut) | Finland:(Banned) (1975) | USA:R | Australia:R | Germany:BPjM Restricted

Company:

Juri Productions

Trivia:

Shot in 1970.

Goofs:

Continuity: After Eve is strangled with a necktie, the killer retrieves his tie and starts to put it back on. However, in the next close-up of the victim, the tie is still around her neck.

Movie Connections:

Featured in Serial Mom (1994)

Grotesquely fascinating

If you have even heard of this film, you need to see it! If you're looking for user comments on this film, you must be wondering, is this movie worth it? A very big yes from me!

"Deadly Weapons" is, of course, Chesty Morgan's movie. Originally from Poland (not Israel, which is a popular belief), Chesty is dubbed, dumb, and disgusting! Her breasts were supposed to "titillate", so to speak, but they proved to be only hypnotic in their enormity! They have scales in some places, have apparent veins in others! I wonder how well Chesty took care of them! The voice Chesty has is that of a bubbly blonde, but she is obviously oblivious to any filmmaking going on around her and constantly looking at Doris Wishman behind the camera or into the camera itself! It's hilarious! Chesty's chest is the only redeeming factor of her performance; Wishman tries to make her look very erotic, but her body is a mess, her hair is grey (!), she has weird teeth, and her face is a wrinkled prune!!! But I love you, Chesty, don't get me wrong!

Despite the presence of porn star Harry Reems (before "Deep Throat"), there are no sex scenes. Wishman reportedly loved working with him, but couldn't stand Chesty or her unprofessionalism! If you're an avid psychotronic film fan, you will note that Chesty's boyfriend is played by the same guy who played Mari's father in "Last House on the Left"! He is billed as Gaylord St. James on "Last House", his real name is Richard Towers, and he has another alias in the credits here! Man, this guy got around! If you can find this to rent, do it! It will leave you entertained, fulfilled, and if anything else, mortified! Rent it before you buy because the $20 tape from Something Weird Video is $20 wasted if this isn't your bag.