Memorable quotes for
Avanti! (1972)

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Pamela: Oh, they're a terrific group! They call themselves, "The Four Apostles" - Matthew, Mark, Luke and Bertram.

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Carlo Carlucci: While you are here, maybe you should take some mud baths.
Wendell Armbruster: No thanks, I had one on the train.
Carlo Carlucci: On the train?
Wendell Armbruster: I drank it. They call it espresso.

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J.J. Blodgett: [as the helicopter is approaching the Ischia heliport] Are you guys sure this is Ischia?
Helicopter pilot: Reasonably sure, sir.
J.J. Blodgett: Because I don't wanna land in Africa!
Helicopter pilot: That would be bigger, sir.

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Wendell Armbruster: Aagh! Goddamn Ralph Nader! Who asked him!

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J.J. Blodgett: Maybe it's one of those Greek islands?
Helicopter pilot: No sir, Greece is wide to the left.
J.J. Blodgett: Not as long as I am with the State Department!

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J.J. Blodgett: What the hell is going on in this country? This wouldn't have in the old days!
Man at the heliport: You remember Mussolini?

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