One Million AC/DC (1969)

User Rating:

2.7/10   

Director:

Ed De Priest

Writer:

Edward D. Wood Jr. (writer)

Genre:

Drama | Fantasy

Tagline:

See...Vala, the voluptuous cave babe! See...Mota, the mighty war-lard! See...Dino, the plastic-eating dinosaur!

Plot Keywords:

Nudity | Caveman | Lesbian | Slash In Title | Dinosaur

Cast

Susan Berkely
Gary Kent	...	(uncredited)
Billy Wolf
Sharon Wells
Jack King	...	(uncredited)
Natasha
Nancy McGavin
Tod Badker
Tony Brooks
Pam English
John Lee
Harry Stone
Gail Lavon
Larry Vincente
Shari Stevens
Bonnie Walker
Mary Doyle
Greg Mathis
April O'Connor
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Jacqueline Fox	...	(uncredited)
Maria Lease	...	(uncredited)

Directed by
Ed De Priest

Writing credits (in alphabetical order)
Edward D. Wood Jr.		writer (as Akdov Telmig)

Produced by
Ed De Priest	....	producer

Cinematography by
Ed De Priest		(uncredited)
Eric Torgesson		(uncredited)

Sound Department
Mike Stange	....	sound
Sam Kopetzky	....	sound mixer (uncredited)

Camera and Electrical Department
Les Stevens	....	camera operator
Michael D. Weldon	....	assistant camera (uncredited)

Other crew
Bob Cresse	....	historical consultant
Lee Frost	....	historical consultant (as R.L. Frost)

Production Companies

• Canyon Films

Distributors

• Canyon Distributing Company
• Image Entertainment (2002) (USA) (DVD)
• Something Weird Video (SWV) (2002) (USA) (DVD) (special edition)
• Something Weird Video (SWV) (2003) (USA) (DVD)
• Something Weird Video (SWV) (????) (USA) (VHS)

Runtime:

80 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color (Eastmancolor)

Aspect Ratio:

1.66 : 1

Sound Mix:

Mono

Company:

Canyon Films

Trivia:

Edward D. Wood Jr. wrote the screenplay under the pseudonym Akdon Telmig, which is one letter away from being a reverse Vodka Gimlet.

Movie Connections:

Edited from One Million B.C. (1940)

Dollar Store rubber dinosaur alert

The only good things that happened in this film revolved around the dinosaur. It's a plastic child's toy that someone has put up on a rock and filmed from laying on the ground. It doesn't move its head, just bounces around a lot.

Besides the amusing dinosaur, the movie is very boring soft core. I like the fur outfits and I wish I had one. But no one kept the outfits on very long.

And if I may comment on some of the nudies, I thought the women were way too skinny to be attractive. You can see their rib cages and all their spinal column. They looked really gross. If I wanted to see hot women, I would not watch this because they look like stick figures.