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Keith is pulled over by the Highway Patrol for speeding]
Charles Keith:
Look, I've got to get to a telephone!
Texas DPS officer:
Will you shut off your engine please?
Charles Keith:
Officer, I'm Charles Keith, head of Manned Space!
Texas DPS officer:
I know who you are. You have no brake lights. Your license is expired. You may be able to get to the moon, but mister you're a menace on the highway!
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