Sally Leroy:
America's greatest contribution has been to teach the world that getting old is such a drag.
Mrs. Daphne Flatow:
Senator, I'm sure my son has a very good reason for paralyzing the country.
Max Jacob Flatow Jr alias Frost:
How old do you think I am?
Young Mary Fergus:
About a hundred.
Max Jacob Flatow Jr alias Frost:
I'm 24.
Young Mary Fergus:
That's old.
Stanley X:
[
cupping his hand toward Allbright's ear, as they discuss lowering the voting age] They let th' OLD FOLKS in th' OLD FOLKS HOME vote!
Max Jacob Flatow Jr alias Frost:
I have nothing against our current President... that's like running against my own grandfather. I mean, what do you ask a 60-year-old man? - You ask him if he wants his wheelchair FACING the sun, or facing AWAY from the sun. But running the country? FORGET IT, babies!
Mrs. Daphne Flatow:
[
hysterically, as she is arrested for being "overage"] No, no, no, I'm young! I'm young! I'm VERY young! I'm VERY YOUNG!
The Hook, Abraham:
[
unimpressed, taking her into custody] Lady... you are the biggest "mother" of them all.
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