North Dakota Pete:
Old Pete's got ideas... and those that ain't vile, are foul.
North Dakota Pete:
When I was a kid in school, you know what I did to the little girls that sat in front of me?
Eric Von Zipper:
Sure, let me guess, you used to take their pig-tails and stick them in the ink well.
North Dakota Pete:
No. I used to stick the *whole girl* in the ink well.
Ricky:
I have a simple theory - if you're not with the girl that you love, love the girl that you're with.
Ricky:
Maybe that's why I like you so much... you don't tempt easy.
Dee Dee:
Wanna buy a Brownie outfit, cheap?
Peachy Keane:
Well, dear, we'll put this on the train to Atlanta and see if it whistles Dixie!
Dee Dee:
Men! They're all beasts!
Animal:
Yeah. But isn't it wonderful?
Cassandra:
I'm from a long way off, and I'm here to have fun and keep you fellas happy!
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