Adm. William Jessup:
The first dead man on Omaha Beach must be a sailor.
Emily Barham:
You brought me some chocolates.
Lt. Cmdr. Charles E. Madison:
Two boxes of Hershey's.
Emily Barham:
Well, that's very American of you, Charlie. You just had to bring along some small token of opulence. Well, I don't want them. You Yanks can't even show affection without buying something.
Lt. Cmdr. Charles E. Madison:
Well don't get into a state over it. I thought you liked chocolates.
Emily Barham:
I do, but my country's at war and we're doing without chocolates for a while. And I don't want oranges or eggs or soap flakes, either. Don't show me how profitable it will be to fall in love with you, Charlie. Don't Americanize me.
Lt. Cmdr. Charles E. Madison:
I'm not sentimental about war. I see nothing noble in widows.
Lt. Cmdr. Charles E. Madison:
War isn't hell at all. It's man at his best; the highest morality he's capable of. It's not war that's insane, you see. It's the morality of it. It's not greed or ambition that makes war: it's goodness. Wars are always fought for the best of reasons: for liberation or manifest destiny. Always against tyranny and always in the interest of humanity. So far this war, we've managed to butcher some ten million humans in the interest of humanity. Next war it seems we'll have to destroy all of man in order to preserve his damn dignity. It's not war that's unnatural to us, it's virtue. As long as valor remains a virtue, we shall have soldiers. So, I preach cowardice. Through cowardice, we shall all be saved.
Lt. Cmdr. Charles E. Madison:
You American haters bore me to tears, Ms. Barham. I've dealt with Europeans all my life. I know all about us parvenus from the States who come over here and race around your old Cathedral towns with our cameras and Coca-cola bottles... Brawl in your pubs, paw at your women, and act like we own the world. We over-tip, we talk too loud, we think we can buy anything with a Hershey bar. I've had Germans and Italians tell me how politically ingenuous we are, and perhaps so. But we haven't managed a Hitler or a Mussolini yet. I've had Frenchmen call me a savage because I only took half an hour for lunch. Hell, Ms. Barham, the only reason the French take two hours for lunch is because the service in their restaurants is lousy. The most tedious lot are you British. We crass Americans didn't introduce war into your little island. This war, Ms. Barham to which we Americans are so insensitive, is the result of 2,000 years of European greed, barbarism, superstition, and stupidity. Don't blame it on our Coca-cola bottles. Europe was a going brothel long before we came to town.
Lt. Cmdr. Charles E. Madison:
I don't want to know what's good, or bad, or true. I let God worry about the truth. I just want to know the momentary fact about things. Life isn't good, or bad, or true. It's merely factual, it's sensual, it's alive. My idea of living sensual facts are you, a home, a country, a world, a universe. In that order. I want to know what I am, not what I should be.
Emily Barham:
I believe in honor, service, courage, and fair play, and cricket, and all the other symbols of British character. Which have only civilized half the world!
Lt. Cmdr. Charles E. Madison:
You British plundered half the world for your own profit, let's not pass it off as the age of enlightenment.
Lt. Cmdr. Charles E. Madison:
A very rough element going to France these days.
Lt. Cmdr. 'Bus' Cummings:
Well Sir, we wanted a hero. Now we've got one.
Adm. William Jessup:
You don't send a man to his death because you want a hero.
Mrs. Barham:
...They're going to put up a monument on his grave.
Emily Barham:
What on earth for? All he did was die. Dear me, we shall be celebrating cancer and automobile smash-ups next.
Lt. Cmdr. 'Bus' Cummings:
[
fervently] He didn't just die, Emily. He sacrificed his life.
Mrs. Barham:
That was very pagan of him.
Lt. Cmdr. 'Bus' Cummings:
He was the first American to die on Omaha Beach.
Emily Barham:
Was there a contest?
Emily Barham:
Oh, shut up and let me kiss you.
Adm. William Jessup:
We're gonna make a brass band hero out of Charlie!
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