1. "The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 5: Episode 32 -- Rob's autobiography conjures up scenes from the past and leads Alan Brady to buy the book for a television series.

    The Last Chapter

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  2. "The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 5: Episode 31 -- The Petries and their friends are transported to the Wild West when Rob dreams he is a frontier sheriff.

    The Gunslinger

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  3. "The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 5: Episode 30 -- Laura and Millie spend a harrowing night alone when Rob and Jerry go off on a fishing trip.

    Long Nights Journey Into Day

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  4. "The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 5: Episode 29 -- Rob and Laura are dismayed by Millie Helper's jealousy of their new neighbors.

    Love Thy Other Neighbor

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  5. "The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 5: Episode 28 -- Rob is cast opposite a gorgeous Italian actress in a low-budget film and turns out to be the screen's worst lover.

    You Ought to Be in Pictures

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  6. "The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 5: Episode 27 -- The Petrie home becomes a command post when government agents put a neighbor's home under surveillance. Godfrey Cambridge guest-stars.

    The Man from My Uncle

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  7. "The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 5: Episode 26 -- Rob and his writers are in big trouble for adding insults to an Alan Brady script.

    Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc.

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  8. "The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 5: Episode 25 -- The Petries' anniversary party for the Helpers turns into a television documentary for Alan Brady.

    A Day in the Life of Alan Brady

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  9. "The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 5: Episode 24 -- Believing that comedian Alan Brady plans to cut down his writing staff, Rob applies for a job with a ventriloquist. Paul Winchell, Henry Gibson guest-star.

    Talk to the Snail

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    25:18
  10. "The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 5: Episode 23 -- Rob and Laura attend a wedding in Albany. In order to get an idea for a sketch, Rob has to locate a television set to watch a special show.

    Bad Reception in Albany

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  11. "The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 5: Episode 22 -- Symptoms and evidence indicate that Buddy is either seeing a psychiatrist or having an affair.

    Buddy Sorrell Man and Boy

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  12. "The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 5: Episode 21 -- As a gag, Sally advertises for a husband on a national television show and is flooded with fan mail.

    Dear Sally Rogers

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  13. "The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 5: Episode 20 -- Rob and Laura recall the time they filled in an application for a $10 divorce.

    Remember the Alimony

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  14. "The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 5: Episode 19 -- When Mel Cooley takes Rob's advice and stands up to Alan Brady, he is promptly fired.

    The Bottom of Mel Cooley’s Heart

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  15. "The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 5: Episode 18 -- Rob's parents give a family heirloom piece of jewelry to Laura, who accidentally drops it in the garbage disposal.

    The Curse of the Petrie People

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  16. "The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 5: Episode 17 -- Rob agrees to run for office but realizes he'd prefer to vote for his brainy opponent. Wally Cox guest-stars.

    The Making of a Councilman

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  17. "The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 5: Episode 16 -- Rob can't make up his mind when asked to be a candidate for the city council. Arte Johnson guest-stars.

    I Do Not Choose to Run

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  18. "The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 5: Episode 15 -- Rob loses his friends as well as his watch when the friends learn they're all under suspicion.

    Who Stole My Watch

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  19. "The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 5: Episode 14 -- Rob recalls the time he was out of work with a new home, no furniture, and a pregnant wife.

    Fifty-Two, Forty-Five or Work

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  20. "The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 5: Episode 13 -- Rob goes out to cool off after a quarrel with Laura and winds up in trouble with the law.

    You're Under Arrest

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  21. "The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 5: Episode 12 -- Rob and Laura become rivals when each writes a story for children.

    See Rob Write, Write Rob Write

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    24:44
  22. "The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 5: Episode 11 -- Rob recalls the time he defended his title as middleweight champion of the Army camp.

    Body and Sol

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  23. "The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 5: Episode 10 -- When Richie spins a few fantastic stories for his friends, his parents wind up in the school psychologist's office.

    Go Tell the Birds and the Bees

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    25:35
  24. "The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 5: Episode 9 -- Rob and Laura have an unusual houseguest, a bullfighter named Manuel who installs himself as a handyman.

    Viva Petrie

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    24:54
  25. "The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 5: Episode 8 -- Rob is offered $500 because the freckles on his back are in the shape of the Liberty Bell.

    Odd But True

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  26. "The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 5: Episode 7 -- Rob's dreams of inheriting a fortune are dashed until he realizes the intangible worth of an old photograph.

    The Great Petrie Fortune

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  27. "The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 5: Episode 6 -- Rob and Laura enroll in an art class--and the beautiful instructress has designs on Rob.

    Draw Me a Pear

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    25:36
  28. "The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 5: Episode 5 -- Rob and Laura recall their courtship days, when Rob almost lost Laura to another man. Van Williams guest-stars.

    No Rice at My Wedding

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  29. "The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 5: Episode 4 -- Rob and Laura try to find a permanent home for an ugly little mutt from the dog pound.

    The Ugliest Dog in the World

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  30. "The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 5: Episode 3 -- Rob sees a flying saucer and tracks it to its lair--the office above his own.

    Uhny Uftz

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    24:27