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Season 1


"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 1: Episode 1 -- Comedy writer Rob Petrie talks his wife Laura into leaving their "sick" son Ritchie with a babysitter while they attetnd a big party.
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Season 1, Episode 1: The Sick Boy and the Sitter

Original Air Date—3 October 1961
Alan Brady is throwing a party at his penthouse for a few of the network executives and he wants the writing staff to attend. Unfortunately for Rob though Laura thinks Richie is on the verge of being sick and wants to stay home. Rob is certain he'll be okay and wants to get a babysitter but he's having a hard time convincing Laura.

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 1: Episode 2 -- Laura dyes her hair blonde when she fears the romance in her marriage is fading. 10/10/61

Season 1, Episode 2: My Blonde-Haired Brunette

Original Air Date—10 October 1961
Laura dyes her hair blonde when she suspects Rob is losing interest in her. This episode was actually the ninth to be filmed, and was moved up to second in broadcast sequence in order to showcase Mary Tyler Moore's rapid emergence as a comic actress.

Season 1, Episode 3: Sally and the Lab Technician

Original Air Date—17 October 1961
After Rob gets home late from work because he has to drive Sally home Laura gets the idea to try and play matchmaker. Rob is against it but Laura thinks Sally would be a good match with her cousin Thomas, the lab technician. The two are polar opposites...Thomas is quiet, mild and meek and Sally is loud, brassy and full of jokes. The dinner is a disaster but can opposites attract?

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 1: Episode 4 -- Rob suffers with guilt when he has to go on a business trip the night of his son's play.  Orginal Air Date: 10/24/61

Season 1, Episode 4: Washington vs. the Bunny

Original Air Date—24 October 1961
Rob is torn between going to Washington, DC on business and attending Ritchie's school play.

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 1: Episode 5 -- While rummaging through Rob's old army equipment, Rob and Laura recall that he broke her foot the night they met. Orginal Air Date: 10/31/61

Season 1, Episode 5: Oh, How We Met on the Night That We Danced

Original Air Date—31 October 1961
While clearing out the bedroom closet, Rob finds his old army boots, bringing back memories of how he and Laura first met.

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 1: Episode 6 -- Rob invites an old Army pal home to dinner and begins to fear he has a jewel thief on his hands. Orginal Air Date: 11/6/61

Season 1, Episode 6: Harrison B. Harding of Camp Crowder, Mo.

Original Air Date—6 November 1961
Harrison B. Harding stops by the office and claims he's an old Army buddy of Rob from Camp Crowder. Rob pretends to recognize Harrison, but he doesn't really recognize him (Harrison says he lost 57 pounds). Rob doesn't even remember anybody with that name. Rob tries to get rid of Harrison, but winds up inviting Harrison and his wife home for dinner. He then starts to suspect that Harrison is a con man with embarrassing results.

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 1: Episode 7 -- Laura begins to worry when Rob has to work nights with a beautiful television star.

Season 1, Episode 7: Jealousy!

Original Air Date—7 November 1961
Jerry plants seeds of mistrust in Laura's mind when he learns that Valerie Blake, the beautiful movie star will be guesting on The Alan Brady Show. Laura doesn't listen to him until Rob begins a string of late night work sessions. Soon Laura's jealousy begins to grow and Rob will have to work just as hard to convince Laura that nothing is going on between he and Valerie Blake.

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 1: Episode 8 -- Rob and Richie find themselves more than a little lost when Laura briefly resumes her dancing career.  Orginal Air Date: 11/14/1961

Season 1, Episode 8: To Tell or Not to Tell

Original Air Date—14 November 1961
Complications ensue when Mel tells Rob that he wants Laura to dance on "The Alan Brady Show".

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 1: Episode 9 -- Rob reluctantly agrees to take care of Buddy's dog for the weekend and creates a furor when he brings the animal home.  Orginal Air Date: 11/21/61

Season 1, Episode 9: The Unwelcome Houseguest

Original Air Date—21 November 1961
Buddy and his wife can't take their German Shepherd, Larry, with them on a three-day weekend. Buddy wants Rob to keep Larry for the weekend, but Rob refuses because he hasn't talked it over with Laura. The next time we see Rob, he's trying to sneak Larry into the house. Ritchie is afraid because he thinks that Larry is a wolf and Laura can't sleep because Larry is crying. What is Rob to do?

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 1: Episode 10 -- Rob fears he is no longer needed when his co-writers do a show without his help.

Season 1, Episode 10: The Meershatz Pipe

Original Air Date—28 November 1961
Rob's not as impressed with Buddy's new Meershatz pipe as he is with the fact that it was a gift from Alan Brady. Not just impressed but envious as well. After all, he is the head writer of the show and begins to feel as if he isn't needed. Getting sick and having to miss work for several days doesn't help his insecurities.

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 1: Episode 11 -- Rob invites 44 fellow PTA members to his television show, but forgets all about it until air time. Orginal Air Date: 12/5/61

Season 1, Episode 11: Forty-Four Tickets

Original Air Date—5 December 1961
Rob complains about Ritchie's forgetfulness, but suddenly realizes he forgot to reserve 44 tickets for the PTA to see the show. Rob begs and borrows some tickets; Buddy and Sally try to steal some tickets for him. An unexpected twist occurs at the last moment.

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 1: Episode 12 -- Rob proudly presents Laura with a huge, horrible necklace, but she cannot bring herself to tell him that it is an atrocity. Gavin MacLeod guest-stars.  Orginal Air Date: 12/12/61

Season 1, Episode 12: Empress Carlotta's Necklace

Original Air Date—12 December 1961
Rob buys Laura a hideous necklace. Laura can't bring herself to tell Rob how she really feels about the necklace. Rob invites his parents to see the necklace and his mother has a surprising reaction.

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 1: Episode 13 -- Rob is accused of being a Don Juan when he takes his wife's advice and stops treating co-writer Sally as one of the boys.  Orginal Air Date: 12/19/61

Season 1, Episode 13: Sally Is a Girl

Original Air Date—19 December 1961
Rob and Buddy treat Sally as "one of the guys", even in the presence of Sally's date. Laura wants Rob to treat Sally like a lady. Mel and Buddy get the wrong idea.

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 1: Episode 14 -- After Buddy leaves "The Alan Brady Show" for a job that falls through, Rob and Sally conspire to get him his old job back.  Orginal Air Date: 12/26/61

Season 1, Episode 14: Buddy, Can You Spare a Job?

Original Air Date—26 December 1961
Buddy has a chance for a head writer job. Rob and Sally help Buddy get released from his contract to "The Alan Brady Show". The plan backfires, so Rob and Sally have to find an ingenious way to get Buddy re-hired.

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 1: Episode 15 -- Six-year-old Richie asks his parents the inevitable "Where did I come from?" question. They recall the days before his birth.  John Rich's favorite show of the season.  Orginal Air Date: 1/3/62

Season 1, Episode 15: Where Did I Come From?

Original Air Date—3 January 1962
Rob recalls the hilarious events leading up to Ritchie's birth when Ritchie asks the inevitable question.

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 1: Episode 16 -- Unable to control her curiosity, Laura open's Rob's mail - much to her regret!  Orginal Air Date: 1/10/62

Season 1, Episode 16: The Curious Thing About Women

Original Air Date—10 January 1962
Rob becomes annoyed when Laura begins opening his mail and reading it. He incorporates her into a sketch in which she opens a mysterious package containing a self-inflating raft, and now it's her turn to be angry for being portrayed on television as a "pathological snoopy-nose". Rob gets the last laugh when the self-inflating raft he ordered arrives and Laura, unable to control her curiosity, opens it.

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 1: Episode 17 -- Rob's dentist pal, Jerry, strains the friendship when he starts knocking Rob's television show in public.  Orginal Air Date: 1/17/62

Season 1, Episode 17: Punch Thy Neighbor

Original Air Date—17 January 1962
Neighbor and friend Jerry Helper teases too much! Rob gets increasingly upset as Jerry jokes around the whole neighborhood that "The Alan Brady Show" was "rotten" this past week. Rob accidentally hits him in a restaurant, and hilarity ensues!

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 1: Episode 18 -- Buddy ignores Rob's efforts to collect an old debt.  Orginal Air Date: 1/24/62

Season 1, Episode 18: Who Owes Who What?

Original Air Date—24 January 1962
Rob remembers $25 he lent Buddy. Laura doesn't think he will collect. Rob is too embarrassed to remind Buddy and tries many ways to drop hints to Buddy. Buddy remembers something that Rob overlooked.

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 1: Episode 19 -- When his show announces a talent contest, Rob finds himself besieged by the parents of neighborhood prodigies.  Van Dyke's two young sons, Barry and Chris, have bit parts.  Orginal Air Date: 1/31/62

Season 1, Episode 19: The Talented Neighborhood

Original Air Date—31 January 1962
"The Alan Brady Show" announces its annual search for the most gifted youngster, and parents are asked to send a picture of their child. All of the stage mothers in Rob's neighborhood want him to get their children private auditions. And all of Sally's neighbors. And all of Buddy's neighbors. The final straw is parents who have just moved into the neighborhood and Rob is uncharacteristically mean.

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 1: Episode 20 -- Richie's expanding vocabulary starts to branch out in unexpected directions.  Orginal Air Date: 2/7/62

Season 1, Episode 20: A Word a Day

Original Air Date—7 February 1962
Ritchie is starting to learn some new words. He says a bad word to Laura in the car. She thinks ignoring it is the best course, but Rob wants to have a "man-to-man" talk with Ritchie. Rob also wants to confront the family that he assumes is responsible for Ritchie learning the bad words, but that could prove embarrassing.

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 1: Episode 21 -- While his wife is away, Buddy moves in with the Petries and quickly wears out his welcome.  Orginal Air Date: 2/14/62

Season 1, Episode 21: The Boarder Incident

Original Air Date—14 February 1962
Buddy's wife Pickles is away for 3 weeks to take care of her mother. Buddy can't stay at home because he's too lonely. Rob discovers that Buddy has been sleeping overnight at work and insists he move into his guest room. Sally warns against it. Either Buddy and his dog Larry are keeping Rob and Laura awake, or Rob and Laura aren't letting Buddy stay up late.

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 1: Episode 22 -- Rob's paternal pride suffers a cruel shock when he finds out that his six-year-old son is embarrassed to admit how his Dad makes a living.  Orginal Air Date: 2/22/62

Season 1, Episode 22: Father of the Week

Original Air Date—21 February 1962
Rob is Father of the Week at Ritchie's school. Ritchie is afraid that Rob will embarrass him. How can Rob show a class of first graders what a comedy writer does (what's he gonna do... type)?

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 1: Episode 23 -- Sally drags the entire production staff to a bowling alley, where she unveils a new song and dance.  Orginal Air Date: 2/28/62

Season 1, Episode 23: The Twizzle

Original Air Date—28 February 1962
Sally drags the entire gang to a bowling alley when she discovers a new dance sensation that's sure to sweep the nation. This episode has the dubious honor of being one of the least favorite among the cast.

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 1: Episode 24 -- Laura believes Rob, on jury duty, has been unfairly swayed by the beautiful blonde defendant.  Orginal Air Date: 3/7/62

Season 1, Episode 24: One Angry Man

Original Air Date—7 March 1962
Rob gets called for jury duty. Unbeknownst to Rob, Laura attends the trial. The defendant is a exotic dancer. Is she really innocent as only Rob believes? Is Rob going to be in a lot of trouble when he gets home?

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 1: Episode 25 -- Romance enters Sally's life in the form of an insurance salesman named Leo Fassbinder.  Orginal Air Date: 3/14/62

Season 1, Episode 25: Where You Been, Fassbinder?

Original Air Date—14 March 1962
Sally doesn't have a date for her birthday. Then an old friend from high school (Leo Fassbinder) calls and Sally invites Leo to her apartment for a quiet evening. Rob, Laura, Buddy and Mel think Leo is just a made up friend and plan to bring a loud party to Sally's apartment.

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 1: Episode 26 -- Rob's bashful brother arrives in town and proves to be confident and outgoing only when he is sleepwalking. Jerry Van Dyke guest stars.  Orginal Air Date: 3/21/62

Season 1, Episode 26: I Am My Brother's Keeper

Original Air Date—21 March 1962
Rob's brother Stacey has a two week furlough and sends Rob a telegram that he's coming for a visit. Rob (whom Stacey calls "Burford") isn't thrilled. He explains to Laura that his shy brother has a problem.

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 1: Episode 27 -- Rob's talented, sleepwalking brother manages to audition successfully for "The Alan Brady Show" even while wide-awake. Jerry Van Dyke guest-stars. Carl Reiner makes his first appearance as Alan Brady in this episode.  Orginal Air Date: 3/28/62

Season 1, Episode 27: The Sleeping Brother

Original Air Date—28 March 1962
Rob's shy brother Stacey has a problem. He's a somnambulist! And Stacey's a great performer when he's asleep. How can Rob get Stacey to perform a great audition for Alan Brady while Stacey is awake?

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 1: Episode 28 -- Buddy convinces Rob that he, like all American husbands, is henpecked.  Orginal Air Date: 4/4/62

Season 1, Episode 28: The Bad Old Days

Original Air Date—4 April 1962
Buddy laments the decline of the American male and yearns for the "good old days". Rob starts to feel he does too much housework. He has a nightmare about the bad circumstances of the "old days".

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 1: Episode 29 -- A fancy dinner party for Rob's television sponsor and his wife is enlivened by the arrival of Rob's old Army buddy.  Orginal Air Date: 4/11/62

Season 1, Episode 29: Sol and the Sponsor

Original Air Date—11 April 1962
Rob faces a dilemma when a rambunctious old army pal must be told he cannot attend a special dinner party that the Petries are throwing to make an impression with an Alan Brady Show sponsor.

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 1: Episode 30 -- Rob makes the mistake of trying to help the old-time radio comedy writer who gave him his first break.  Orginal Air Date: 4/18/62

Season 1, Episode 30: The Return of Happy Spangler

Original Air Date—18 April 1962

Season 2


"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 2: Episode 1 -- When one of Richie's two pet ducks dies, it seems as if the Petrie family has lost one of its human members.

Season 2, Episode 1: Never Name a Duck

Original Air Date—26 September 1962
Ritchie becomes very attached to two baby ducks that were left over from a show and adopts them. Rob faces the task of making Ritchie understand the consequence of trying to keep pets that may be happier living in the wild.

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 2: Episode 2 -- To prove that a wife cannot always recognize her husband on the telephone, Rob disguises his voice and asks Laura for a date.

Season 2, Episode 2: The Two Faces of Rob

Original Air Date—3 October 1962
Did Rob prove a husband can fool his wife by disguising his voice, or is Laura just playing along? Though Rob's Italian accent as suave Dr. Benno Benetti sounds more like Bela Lugosi, Laura makes a phone date with the charming imaginary physician. Which is more important to Rob, pride in his comic gifts, or faith in Laura's fidelity ?

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 2: Episode 3 -- A crippled jeep and a sprained ankle make Rob two hours late for his own wedding.

Season 2, Episode 3: The Attempted Marriage

Original Air Date—10 October 1962
Rob recalls his and Laura's attempts to get married when Ritchie brings up the subject.

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 2: Episode 4 -- Rob is puzzled and chagrined when he finds that Laura has a secret nest egg of her own.

Season 2, Episode 4: Bank Book 6565696

Original Air Date—17 October 1962

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 2: Episode 5 -- Rob has an evening of high adventure with a veteran pool shark who pretends he can't play the game.

Season 2, Episode 5: Hustling the Hustler

Original Air Date—24 October 1962

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 2: Episode 6 -- Rob Petrie suffers from a post-hypnotic suggestion meant for someone else, and it causes mayhem at work.

Season 2, Episode 6: My Husband Is Not a Drunk

Original Air Date—31 October 1962
Rob and Laura lure a hunky hypnotist pal (Charles Aidman) over to dinner as single bait for the ever-desperate Sally, along with Buddy and the Halpers. Millie begs him to mesmerize her, and he ends up putting everyone in the living room under. Buddy pretends to be hypnotized into instantly yo-yoing from falling-down drunk to stone sober and back whenever bells ring. But Rob, watching intently from the kitchen, really is hypnotized into a blotto Jeckyl/Hyde act - unbeknown to anyone, so the Svengali doesn't take the rubber-legged comedy writer's spell off.

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 2: Episode 7 -- Rob has some explaining to do when son Richie learns that his middle name is Rosebud.

Season 2, Episode 7: What's in a Middle Name?

Original Air Date—7 November 1962
Rob recalls how Ritchie got his middle name, Rosebud, when Ritchie brings up the subject.

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 2: Episode 8 -- A handsome balladeer brings romance into Sally's life.

Season 2, Episode 8: Like a Sister

Original Air Date—14 November 1962
When handsome Ric Vallone is the guest star on the Alan Brady Show, Rob grows increasingly concerned that Sally is falling madly for the star, who is unaware of this complication.

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 2: Episode 9 -- Rob and Laura recount vastly different versions of a marital spat that sends Rob storming out of the house.

Season 2, Episode 9: The Night the Roof Fell In

Original Air Date—21 November 1962

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 2: Episode 10 -- Rob suspects cowriters Buddy and Sally of carrying on a clandestine romance.

Season 2, Episode 10: The Secret Life of Buddy and Sally

Original Air Date—28 November 1962
Rob suspects that Buddy and Sally may be moonlighting for another comedy show.

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 2: Episode 11 -- Richie runs into the house screaming that he has been pecked on the head by a giant woodpecker.

Season 2, Episode 11: A Bird in the Head Hurts

Original Air Date—5 December 1962
Ritchie claims that he keeps being attacked by a giant woodpecker.

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 2: Episode 12 -- Rob begins to fear he is allergic to his own family when proximity to Laura and Richie starts him sneezing.

Season 2, Episode 12: Gesundheit, Darling

Original Air Date—12 December 1962
Laura begins to suspect Rob may be allergic to her when he starts sneezing uncontrollably whenever he's near her.

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 2: Episode 13 -- Rob feels that he has betrayed his dentist friend, Jerry Helper, when he lets another dentist work on his teeth.

Season 2, Episode 13: A Man's Teeth Are Not His Own

Original Air Date—19 December 1962

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 2: Episode 14 -- Rob directs an amateur theatrical in which rehearsals are dogged by controversy over the casting of a key part--Cleopatra.  Bob Crane guest stars.

Season 2, Episode 14: Somebody Has to Play Cleopatra

Original Air Date—26 December 1962
While directing the annual variety show sponsored by his talented neighbors, Rob becomes frustrated by spousal jealousies as he tries to pair the perfect "Cleopatra" to "Mark Anthony" for the lead roles.

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 2: Episode 15 -- A phantom burglar pillages the Petrie home, but the police are baffled as to how he did it.

Season 2, Episode 15: The Cat Burglar

Original Air Date—2 January 1963
Rob pursues a mysterious cat burglar in the middle of the night when several neighbors are victimized. The Petries themselves are robbed that same night, then Rob solves the mystery the following day when an arrest is made.

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 2: Episode 16 -- Laura sees a singing weather girl as a threat to her marriage.

Season 2, Episode 16: The Foul Weather Girl

Original Air Date—9 January 1963
Rob sneaks in and plants a big kiss on Laura, only to find it isn't Laura at all, but an old flame of his from high school who's in New York for an audition.

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 2: Episode 17 -- Rob is slapped, kicked, and screamed at--among other things--by the girl he left behind when he entered the Army.  Barbara Bain guest stars.

Season 2, Episode 17: Will You Two Be My Wife?

Original Air Date—16 January 1963
Rob recounts the wrath and fury he encountered when he broke his engagement with his hometown sweetheart, Dorothy, after he and Laura became engaged.

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 2: Episode 18 -- Rob finds himself in hot water after giving a television interview in which he unwittingly portrays his wife Laura as a nut.

Season 2, Episode 18: Ray Murdock's X-Ray

Original Air Date—23 January 1963
Rob Petrie is lured onto Ray Murdock's "X-Ray," a provocative TV talk show, despite the warnings of Rob's concerned co-workers. The oily, inveigling Murdock (Gene Lyons, the Police Commissioner on "Ironside") assures Rob he's just intrigued to offer his viewers a unique glimpse into the inner workings of such a comedic genius - he only grills guests with something to hide. The show's that evening, so a flattered Rob heads straight from work. After all, what could nice guy Rob reveal in a 5 minute softball interview ?

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 2: Episode 19 -- An office crisis sets Rob to reminiscing about his hectic early days as a comedy writer.

Season 2, Episode 19: I Was a Teenage Head Writer

Original Air Date—30 January 1963

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 2: Episode 20 -- Under the influence of science fiction, Rob fears that a walnut will steal his imagination and his thumbs. Danny Thomas guest-stars.

Season 2, Episode 20: It May Look Like a Walnut!

Original Air Date—6 February 1963
A terrifying science-fiction TV program grips Rob, while Laura cowers under her bed covers, trying in vain to ignore the show and its blood-chilling music. When the show ends, Laura's curiosity overwhelms her, so she lets Rob torture her by acting out the tale of Kolak, a visitor from the planet Twilo, who resembles Danny Thomas, and deploys walnuts to destroy Earth's technological capacity, by excising all earthlings' thumbs and imagination. Rob awakes in the morning to a living room strewn with walnuts, and an eerily calm Laura preparing scrambled walnuts for Rob's breakfast. Is Rob dreaming, is Laura having her revenge, or is the valiant comedy writer the only one who can save the planet from descending into the pit of man's fears ?

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 2: Episode 21 -- Laura tries to break Rob of his expensive habit of picking up the check.

Season 2, Episode 21: My Husband Is a Check-Grabber

Original Air Date—13 February 1963

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 2: Episode 22 -- To his great regret, Rob ignores Laura's warning to stay off the big slopes on his first skiing excursion.

Season 2, Episode 22: Don't Trip Over That Mountain

Original Air Date—20 February 1963

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 2: Episode 23 -- When Rob's living room needs a paint job, he hires a colorful master painter of Rome, Florence, and Brooklyn.  Vito Scotti guest stars.

Season 2, Episode 23: Give Me Your Walls!

Original Air Date—27 February 1963

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 2: Episode 24 -- Rob, Laura and the office gang put together a variety show to help out an old friend.

Season 2, Episode 24: The Sam Pomerantz Scandals

Original Air Date—6 March 1963

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 2: Episode 25 -- A French singing idol, who has played a curious part in both Rob's and Laura's past, suddenly reappears.
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Season 2, Episode 25: The Square Triangle

Original Air Date—20 March 1963

Season 2, Episode 26: I'm No Henry Walden

Original Air Date—27 March 1963

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 2: Episode 27 -- A romantic British film star arouses Rob's ire by his attention to Laura. Richard Dawson guest-stars.

Season 2, Episode 27: Racy Tracy Ratigan

Original Air Date—3 April 1963

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 2: Episode 28 -- Rob finds himself caught in the middle after Buddy announces he is going to divorce Pickles.

Season 2, Episode 28: Divorce

Original Air Date—10 April 1963

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 2: Episode 29 -- Rob suffers pangs of jealousy when Laura meets a successful old flame. Robert Vaughn guest-stars.

Season 2, Episode 29: It's a Shame She Married Me

Original Air Date—17 April 1963

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 2: Episode 30 -- Laura despairs when husband Rob learns of her elaborate plans to throw a surprise party for him.

Season 2, Episode 30: A Surprise Surprise Is a Surprise

Original Air Date—24 April 1963

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 2: Episode 31 -- Sally gets a marriage proposal from an opportunistic comedian who wants her to write his material.

Season 2, Episode 31: Jilting the Jilter

Original Air Date—1 May 1963

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 2: Episode 32 -- Rob finds himself in hot water after inadvertently lifting a comedy idea from another show.

Season 2, Episode 32: When a Bowling Pin Talks, Listen

Original Air Date—8 May 1963
Rob submits a sketch about a talking bowling pin which Alan Brady loves, but trouble arises when it is revealed that a rival comedian has already used that same material.

Season 3


Season 3, Episode 1: That's My Boy?

Original Air Date—25 September 1963
During a flashback about his early days as a parent, Rob recounts why he believed that Laura and he had brought home a baby belonging to someone else.

Season 3, Episode 2: The Masterpiece

Original Air Date—2 October 1963

Season 3, Episode 3: Laura's Little Lie

Original Air Date—9 October 1963

Season 3, Episode 4: Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice

Original Air Date—16 October 1963

"The Dick Van Dyke Show" (1961): Season 3: Episode 5 -- Through Richie's toy intercom, Rob and Laura tune in on a conversation at the Helpers' and almost lose two friends.

Season 3, Episode 5: All About Eavesdropping

Original Air Date—23 October 1963

Season 3, Episode 6: Too Many Stars

Original Air Date—30 October 1963

Season 3, Episode 7: Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?

Original Air Date—6 November 1963

Season 3, Episode 8: Uncle George

Original Air Date—13 November 1963

Season 3, Episode 9: Big Max Calvada

Original Air Date—20 November 1963

Season 3, Episode 10: The Ballad of Betty Lou

Original Air Date—27 November 1963

Season 3, Episode 11: Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors

Original Air Date—4 December 1963

Season 3, Episode 12: The Sound of the Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears

Original Air Date—11 December 1963

Season 3, Episode 13: The Alan Brady Show Presents

Original Air Date—18 December 1963

Season 3, Episode 14: The Third One from the Left

Original Air Date—1 January 1964

Season 3, Episode 15: My Husband Is the Best One

Original Air Date—8 January 1964

Season 3, Episode 16: The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer

Original Air Date—15 January 1964

Season 3, Episode 17: The Life and Love of Joe Coogan

Original Air Date—22 January 1964

Season 3, Episode 18: A Nice Friendly Game of Cards

Original Air Date—29 January 1964

Season 3, Episode 19: Happy Birthday and Too Many More

Original Air Date—5 February 1964

Season 3, Episode 20: The Brave and the Backache

Original Air Date—12 February 1964
Rob Petrie suspects his illness is psychosomatic when he develops sudden and severe back pains after he and his wife Laura have made plans to spend a weekend at Lake Sissy Manoonoo.

Season 3, Episode 21: The Pen Is Mightier Than the Mouth

Original Air Date—19 February 1964

Season 3, Episode 22: My Part-Time Wife

Original Air Date—26 February 1964

Season 3, Episode 23: Honeymoons Are for the Lucky

Original Air Date—4 March 1964

Season 3, Episode 24: How to Spank a Star

Original Air Date—11 March 1964

Season 3, Episode 25: The Plots Thicken

Original Air Date—18 March 1964

Season 3, Episode 26: Scratch My Car and Die

Original Air Date—25 March 1964

Season 3, Episode 27: The Return of Edwin Carp

Original Air Date—1 April 1964
This is one of the very best episodes from this series mainly due to the appearances of Richard Haydn, Bert Gordon and Canadian-born Arlene Harris, all of whom recreate great comedic routines from their actual radio-stage careers which they were noteworthy for. Look for this one in the reruns.

Season 3, Episode 28: October Eve

Original Air Date—8 April 1964
Laura tries to conceal the fact that there is a nude painting of her entitled "October Eve" hanging in a New York art gallery. She eventually recalls the circumstances under which eccentric artist Serge Carpenta depicted her posing in the all-together.

Season 3, Episode 29: Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband Is in Jail

Original Air Date—15 April 1964

Season 3, Episode 30: My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life

Original Air Date—22 April 1964

Season 3, Episode 31: I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All

Original Air Date—29 April 1964

Season 3, Episode 32: Teacher's Petrie

Original Air Date—13 May 1964

Season 4


Season 4, Episode 1: My Mother Can Beat Up My Father

Original Air Date—23 September 1964
When Laura and Rob are accosted by a drunk in a downtown bar, Laura surprises Rob by using a judo throw that flattens the man. Rob begins to feel inadequate as the "protector" of his household and sets out to prove a point with Laura.

Season 4, Episode 2: The Ghost of A. Chantz

Original Air Date—30 September 1964
After a mix up by Mel for reservations at a lodge, Rob, Laura, Sally and Buddy are forced to spend a frightening night in a cabin that has not been used in years and is rumored to be haunted.

Season 4, Episode 3: The Lady and the Babysitter

Original Air Date—7 October 1964

Season 4, Episode 4: A Vigilante Ripped My Sports Coat

Original Air Date—14 October 1964

Season 4, Episode 5: The Man from Emperor

Original Air Date—21 October 1964

Season 4, Episode 6: Romance, Roses, and Rye Bread

Original Air Date—28 October 1964

Season 4, Episode 7: 4 1/2

Original Air Date—4 November 1964

Season 4, Episode 8: The Alan Brady Show Goes to Jail

Original Air Date—11 November 1964

Season 4, Episode 9: Three Letters from One Wife

Original Air Date—18 November 1964

Season 4, Episode 10: Pink Pills and Purple Parents

Original Air Date—25 November 1964
Rob recalls when Laura took a tranquilizer prescribed for Millie before meeting Rob's parents for the first time, with disastrous results.

Season 4, Episode 11: It Wouldn't Hurt Them to Give Us a Raise

Original Air Date—2 December 1964

Season 4, Episode 12: The Death of the Party

Original Air Date—9 December 1964

Season 4, Episode 13: My Two Show-Offs and Me

Original Air Date—16 December 1964

Season 4, Episode 14: Stretch Petrie vs. Kid Schenk

Original Air Date—30 December 1964

Season 4, Episode 15: Brother, Can You Spare $2500?

Original Air Date—6 January 1965

Season 4, Episode 16: The Impractical Joke

Original Air Date—13 January 1965
Rob is victimized by one of Buddy's practical jokes and vows to get even through psychological warfare. Meanwhile Buddy eventually becomes a victim of a practical joke set up by the same gentleman who actually pulled the initial prank on Rob.

Season 4, Episode 17: Stacey Petrie: Part 1

Original Air Date—20 January 1965

Season 4, Episode 18: Stacey Petrie: Part 2

Original Air Date—27 January 1965

Season 4, Episode 19: Boy Number One Versus Boy Number Two

Original Air Date—3 February 1965

Season 4, Episode 20: The Redcoats Are Coming

Original Air Date—10 February 1965
Rob agrees to have a popular British singing duo spend the night at his home when they appear on the Alan Brady Show. There's one catch: he's sworn to secrecy and cannot tell anyone about it for fear of touching off a frenzy very similar to what the Beatles were capable of doing at that time.

Season 4, Episode 21: The Case of the Pillow

Original Air Date—17 February 1965

Season 4, Episode 22: Young Man with a Shoehorn

Original Air Date—24 February 1965

Season 4, Episode 23: Girls Will Be Boys

Original Air Date—3 March 1965

Season 4, Episode 24: Bupkis

Original Air Date—10 March 1965

Season 4, Episode 25: Your Home Sweet Home Is My Home

Original Air Date—17 March 1965

Season 4, Episode 26: Anthony Stone

Original Air Date—24 March 1965
Sally falls head over heels over handsome, suave Anthony Stone, whom she met while on vacation in Jamaica. All is not what it seems as Rob and Buddy uncover a shocking secret about Sally's new boyfriend that will only cause heartache.

Season 4, Episode 27: Never Bathe on Saturday

Original Air Date—31 March 1965
In a flashback, Rob and Laura recount to Millie why a romantic overnight getaway that evening was abruptly cut short. The couple's second honeymoon starts off well enough in their hotel suite until Laura takes a bath and Rob playfully paints a "David Niven-ish" mustache on his lip. Rob is assisted by a wisecracking hotel staff, including a surly maid, a detective and a bellboy. It finally takes a gunshot to the bathroom door lock and a locksmith to extricate Laura from her predicament.

Season 4, Episode 28: A Show of Hands

Original Air Date—14 April 1965
Rob and Laura have no choice but to wear gloves to an important community banquet because of an unusual accident involving dying a costume for Ritchie's school play.

Season 4, Episode 29: Baby Fat

Original Air Date—21 April 1965

Season 4, Episode 30: 100 Terrible Hours

Original Air Date—5 May 1965

Season 4, Episode 31: Br-room, Br-room

Original Air Date—12 May 1965

Season 4, Episode 32: There's No Sale Like Wholesale

Original Air Date—26 May 1965

Season 5


Season 5, Episode 1: Coast-to-Coast Big Mouth

Original Air Date—15 September 1965
Laura accidentally spills the beans on a nationally televised talk show that Alan Brady is bald.

Season 5, Episode 2: A Farewell to Writing

Original Air Date—22 September 1965

Season 5, Episode 3: Uhny Uftz

Original Air Date—29 September 1965

Season 5, Episode 4: The Ugliest Dog in the World

Original Air Date—6 October 1965

Season 5, Episode 5: No Rice at My Wedding

Original Air Date—13 October 1965

Season 5, Episode 6: Draw Me a Pear

Original Air Date—20 October 1965

Season 5, Episode 7: The Great Petrie Fortune

Original Air Date—27 October 1965

Season 5, Episode 8: Odd But True

Original Air Date—3 November 1965

Season 5, Episode 9: Viva Petrie

Original Air Date—10 November 1965

Season 5, Episode 10: Go Tell the Birds and the Bees

Original Air Date—17 November 1965

Season 5, Episode 11: Body and Sol

Original Air Date—24 November 1965

Season 5, Episode 12: See Rob Write, Write Rob, Write

Original Air Date—8 December 1965

Season 5, Episode 13: You're Under Arrest

Original Air Date—15 December 1965
Rob is questioned by the police regarding a fracas in a barroom where a woman was injured. Rob finds himself in a jam when his accounting of his whereabouts during the fight doesn't hold water.

Season 5, Episode 14: Fifty-Two Forty-Five or Work

Original Air Date—29 December 1965

Season 5, Episode 15: Who Stole My Watch?

Original Air Date—5 January 1966

Season 5, Episode 16: I Do Not Choose to Run

Original Air Date—19 January 1966

Season 5, Episode 17: The Making of a Councilman

Original Air Date—26 January 1966

Season 5, Episode 18: The Curse of the Petrie People

Original Air Date—2 February 1966

Season 5, Episode 19: The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart

Original Air Date—9 February 1966

Season 5, Episode 20: Remember the Alimony

Original Air Date—16 February 1966

Season 5, Episode 21: Dear Sally Rogers

Original Air Date—23 February 1966

Season 5, Episode 22: Buddy Sorrell - Man and Boy

Original Air Date—2 March 1966
A preoccupied Buddy Sorrell (Morey Amsterdam) begins begging off early from work and making surreptitious phone calls from the office, so his co-writers Sally and Rob wonder what's going on. When Buddy again says he needs off early to go to his mother's place in Brooklyn, instead Sally spots Buddy in Manhattan. Rob talks with Buddy's seldom-seen wife Pickles - she thinks he's at his mom's too. Rob and Sally speculate whether Buddy's seeing a psychiatrist about his sour marriage, or is he putting Pickles on the side, for a sweetheart ?

Season 5, Episode 23: Bad Reception in Albany

Original Air Date—9 March 1966

Season 5, Episode 24: Talk to the Snail

Original Air Date—23 March 1966

Season 5, Episode 25: A Day in the Life of Alan Brady

Original Air Date—6 April 1966

Season 5, Episode 26: Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc.

Original Air Date—13 April 1966

Season 5, Episode 27: The Man from My Uncle

Original Air Date—20 April 1966

Season 5, Episode 28: You Ought to Be in Pictures

Original Air Date—27 April 1966

Season 5, Episode 29: Love Thy Other Neighbor

Original Air Date—4 May 1966

Season 5, Episode 30: Long Night's Journey into Day

Original Air Date—11 May 1966

Season 5, Episode 31: The Gunslinger

Original Air Date—25 May 1966
While anesthetized in Jerry's dentist's chair for a tooth extraction, Rob dreams he's a sheriff in the Old West and has a showdown with Big Bad Brady. This was the last episode to be filmed, and virtually everyone associated with the show in any way has a cameo appearance.

Season 5, Episode 32: The Last Chapter

Original Air Date—1 June 1966
Rob informs Laura that he finally finished his autobiography and shows her the manuscript. As she begins to read it, a series of flashbacks from earlier episodes is seen, including Rob's marriage proposal, their attempts at getting married, Ritchie's birth, and when Rob thought they'd brought home the wrong baby. Rob then leaves to deliver the manuscript to his publisher, tripping over the ottoman one last time as he heads out the door. The tag scene finds the entire cast gathered in the Petrie's living room, where Rob announces that although the publisher hated his manuscript, Alan Brady loved it and plans to produce it as a television series as soon as his own series ends, whenever that may be. He will play Rob while Rob, Buddy and Sally will write it. The episode ends with Rob and Laura sharing one final kiss for the cameras before fading into television history.

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