Gus Brubaker:
In the meantime, is there anyone in the village who speaks English?
Capt. Charlie Stark:
Nah, them little guys got the wrong kind of bridgework.
Gus Brubaker:
Well, we're gonna need a Japanese to front for us at the desk.
Capt. Charlie Stark:
I got it! Harigawa.
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calling]
Capt. Charlie Stark:
Hey, Mushy! Mushy! Mushy, you're gonna be the desk clerk.
Gus Brubaker:
There's nothing to it! You just greet the guests in Japanese.
Pvt. Jim Harigawa:
What's from this Japanese? I don't know none.
Capt. Charlie Stark:
Well, what's the use of being Japanese if you can't say any Japanese?
Pvt. Jim Harigawa:
I'm from Brooklyn! I don't know nothin' about this cockamamie language. So how about a little Yiddish?
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