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The Facts of Life (1960)
Larry Gilbert:
...and she said, "That's not a new stance - "
Kitty Weaver: That's a new husband.
Kitty Weaver: Am I really doing this? Me, Kitty Weaver? Secretary to the PTA? Den mother to the Cub Scouts? Am I really going to San Francisco to spend the weekend... with the husband of my best friend?
Kitty Weaver: [after Larry criticizes her for buying a rabbit instead of a chicken at the grocery store] IT WAS LYING DOWN!
Larry Gilbert: [Kitty yawns during Larry's routine] Madam, your Vodka gimlets are showing. Vodka, that's an alcohol rub from the inside.
Singer on the Radio: [Kitty is nervously waiting for Larry. She switches on the radio] This is my first affair, so please be kind...
[Kitty quickly shuts off the radio]
Larry Gilbert: Are you sure you're with the right woman?
Man in Motel Room: No buddy, I'm with the wrong woman, but I've been with her for 30 years.
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Kitty Weaver: That's a new husband.
Kitty Weaver: Am I really doing this? Me, Kitty Weaver? Secretary to the PTA? Den mother to the Cub Scouts? Am I really going to San Francisco to spend the weekend... with the husband of my best friend?
Kitty Weaver: [after Larry criticizes her for buying a rabbit instead of a chicken at the grocery store] IT WAS LYING DOWN!
Larry Gilbert: [Kitty yawns during Larry's routine] Madam, your Vodka gimlets are showing. Vodka, that's an alcohol rub from the inside.
Singer on the Radio: [Kitty is nervously waiting for Larry. She switches on the radio] This is my first affair, so please be kind...
[Kitty quickly shuts off the radio]
Larry Gilbert: Are you sure you're with the right woman?
Man in Motel Room: No buddy, I'm with the wrong woman, but I've been with her for 30 years.
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