Sheriff Jeff:
*What* did you hit him with?
Chase Winstead:
My brand new, 100% completed hot rod.
Sheriff Jeff:
You'd have had to start in the next county to get up enough momentum to do that to him.
Chase Winstead:
Not with 4 quarts of nitro glycerin riding with me.
Mr. Wheeler:
You drove across that rough field carrying nitro?
Chase Winstead:
Yes sir!
Sheriff Jeff:
Do you realize what could have happened?
Chase Winstead:
It did. I lost my car!
Sheriff Jeff:
Don't worry about that, the railroad will be *glad* to buy you a new one.
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