Ellen Bowen:
Didn't your mother never teach you no manners?
Tom Bowen:
I never had no mother. We was too poor.
Chester:
Marriages are very healthy, sir. You see, married men live much longer than bachelors.
Tom Bowen:
If that's true, they're only trying to outlive their wives so they can be bachelors again.
James Ashmond:
Do I look like a gentleman?
Tom Bowen:
You look like a banker.
James Ashmond:
But do I look like a gentleman?
Tom Bowen:
You should have seen your face when you saw me.
Anne Ashmond:
How did I look?
Tom Bowen:
As if I were a dentist.
Irving Klinger:
This is a pretty box of pickles!
Ellen Bowen:
[
referring to the royal couple] I wonder what the bride is doing today.
Tom Bowen:
Why don't you call her up and ask her?
Ellen Bowen:
[
chuckles] I wonder what I would be doing a month before my wedding.
Tom Bowen:
Probably trying to find a way out of it.
Ellen Bowen:
Do you really think so?
Tom Bowen:
You know you would.
Tom Bowen:
I wonder what the groom is doing today.
Ellen Bowen:
Why don't you call him up and ask him?
Tom Bowen:
Very funny.
Chester:
Have you ever considered getting married, sir?
Tom Bowen:
I was engaged once.
Chester:
What happened?
Tom Bowen:
The girl changed her mind at the last minute.
Tom Bowen:
Sorry, I thought you were *him*.
Anne Ashmond:
How odd.
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