Phil Green:
Ma, I've got it! I've got the idea, the angle, the lead. I'll be Jewish! Why, all I've got to do is just say it! No one around here knows me. I can live with myself for six weeks, eight weeks, nine months. Ma, this is it!
Mrs. Green:
It must be. It always is when you're this sure.
Phil Green:
Ma, listen, I've even got the title. "I Was Jewish for Six Months."
Mrs. Green:
It's right, Phil.
Phil Green:
Ma, it's like this click just happened inside me. It won't be the same, sure, but it'll be close. I can just tell them I'm Jewish and see what happens.
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