Lana Carlsen:
The doors made me do it!
Joe Fabrini:
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Cassie Hartley:
It saves a lot of time.
Joe Fabrini:
Some day you road skinners will be sayin', "Joe Fabrini's a good guy to work for." And I will be.
Cassie Hartley:
You're a nice guy. But you've got to remember that nice guys always leave when ladies ask them to.
Joe Fabrini:
That nice, I ain't.
Cassie Hartley:
Anything else?
Joe Fabrini:
Yeah, but it ain't on the menu.
Cassie Hartley:
And it ain't gunna be.
Joe Fabrini:
When I'm relaxed my thoughts are clear.
Cassie Hartley:
Yeah, I can even read them from here.
Cassie Hartley:
I'll pay you back.
Joe Fabrini:
Yeah, I'm real worried about that. I've got it all doped out with the cops if you don't
Joe Fabrini:
If we go over a cliff, wake me up.
Joe Fabrini:
[
Spraying himself with a hose] This is the nearest thing I've had to a bath in two weeks.
Pete Haig:
Yeah, I noticed.
Ed J. Carlsen:
Early to rise and early to bed, makes a man healthy, but socially dead!
Farnsworth:
Well, you don't have to be nasty about it.
Paul Fabrini:
We don't have to be, but it's more fun that way.
Paul Fabrini:
Sure, I want to sleep. Everyone sleeps once in a while, remember? You'd think I wanted to do something peculiar.
Paul Fabrini:
You know, when I was riding that truck, I used to think I'd never get enough of staying home. I've got enough all right.
Sue Carter:
What's your name?
'Irish' McGurn:
What's the difference? Sit down and have a drink. It's drinking that makes you beautiful.
Sue Carter:
Aw, I haven't been drinking.
'Irish' McGurn:
I know, but I have.
Sue Carter:
Oh, this leaves me speechless.
'Irish' McGurn:
Good. Stay that way.
Joe Fabrini:
Ed's been always all right with me, and I'm never gonna be wrong with him.
Joe Fabrini:
It's a classy chassis!
Cassie Hartley:
You couldn't even afford the headlights.
Joe Fabrini:
You know something, Red? l like you. l like the way you fill out your clothes. l like everything about you.
Joe Fabrini:
l ain't danced in a long time.
Cassie Hartley:
Me neither, and l used to love it. lt's the most fun you can have without laughing.
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