Jerry Bernard Martin:
[
slipping on a diamond ring] Oh, I couldn't think of accepting such a valuable gift!
Offscreen man:
But, my dear, my feeling for you is purely platonic.
Jerry Bernard Martin:
Really? I've heard of platonic love, but I didn't know there was such a thing as platonic jewellery.
Jerry Bernard Martin:
[
to Ted] So look for me in the future where the primroses grow and pack your man's pride with the rest. From now on, you're the only man in the world that my door is closed to.
Don:
You're a fascinating wench, Jerry!
Jerry Bernard Martin:
What am I going to be doing while you're saving your first million?
Theodore 'Ted' Martin:
Waiting for me.
Jerry Bernard Martin:
[
Giggles] Waiting isn't my idea of the king of indoor sports. I've no intention of waiting around for three or four years while you harvest an additional crop of wild oats.
Don:
A man should be willing to lay down more tha one wife for his country.
Theodore 'Ted' Martin:
I'd like to make love to you till you scream for help.
Jerry Bernard Martin:
[
Putting her hands around her throat to pantomine stifling a scream] Can't scream.
Theodore 'Ted' Martin:
Who's the man?
Jerry Bernard Martin:
Oh, Ted, don't be conventional!
Ivan:
Tell me the truth.
Jerry Bernard Martin:
The truth?
[
laughs]
Jerry Bernard Martin:
The last thing any man wants to hear from any woman!
Jerry Bernard Martin:
Oh, how do you do, Mrs. Meredith?
Helen Baldwin:
Just a floating grass widow.
Don:
Floats them and gets them.
Jerry Bernard Martin:
Gee whiz, but I'm glad to see you. Say, I've missed you like the dickens, Helen!
Jerry Bernard Martin:
All men are fair game from now on!
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