Quotes for
Catriona (Character)
from "Absolutely Fabulous" (1992)

"Absolutely Fabulous: Magazine (#1.5)" (1992)

Catriona: [describes what can be done with the magazine] Well, we could tie that in with some... glasses. A friend of mine has got a shop with some lovely... glasses.
Fleur: Henrietta?
Catriona: Yes. Maybe we could do some lovely... photos.
Magda: What about people? You know... Who's in, who's out, who's sexy, who's not sexy, who's clever, who's not clever.
Catriona: Right. Who's in, who's out.
Magda: Here's my list. Cross her off, she screwed me. Oh, and put him in, he screwed me. Do something on River Phoenix, I really fancy him.
Catriona: Right.
Magda: River Phoenix, Mickey Rourke, Liam Neeson. Don't do anything on anyone called Freud. I don't like them. Bunch of no-talents with an ancestor.
Catriona: But they were in last month.
Magda: So? I'm not running a bloody charity. Just because some old granddaddy invented penis-envy doesn't mean I have to lick their boots!

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