Quotes for
Dot Matrix (Character)
from Spaceballs (1987)

Spaceballs (1987)

[as they are trekking through the desert]
Lone Starr: Water. Water.
Barf: [Barf is panting with his tounge hanging out]
Dot Matrix: Oil. Oil.
Princess Vespa: Room service. Room service.

Lone Starr: What the hell was that noise?
Dot Matrix: That was my virgin-alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do!

Dot Matrix: Can we talk? OK, we all know Prince Valium is a pill. But you could have married him for your father's sake and had a headache for the next 25 years.

Barf: It's like the Temple of Doom or something.
Dot Matrix: Well, it sure ain't Temple Beth Israel.

Princess Vespa: Who are you?
Barf: Barf!
Dot Matrix: Not in here, mister! This is a Mercedes!

Dot Matrix: I was saying; Do you realize what you've done?
Princess Vespa: Yes, and I'm glad. Glad, glad, glad, glad, glad.
Dot Matrix: I wonder if she's glad.

[last lines]
Dot Matrix: [seeing Lone Starr and Princess Vespa kiss at their wedding] Well, goodbye virgin alarm.

Barf: (reacting to the guards being shot by Princess Vespa) HOLY SHIT!
Princess Vespa: How was that?
Lone Starr: Not bad.
Barf: Not bad... for a girl.
Dot Matrix: Hey that was pretty good for RAMBO!

Dot Matrix: [while running from blaster fire, a la Star Wars] "Ooh, I *hate* these movies!

Lone Starr: Who hasn't heard of Yogurt!
Princess Vespa: Yogurt the Wise!
Dot Matrix: Yogurt the All-Powerful!
Barf: Yogurt the Magnificent!
Yogurt: Please, please, don't make a fuss. I'm just plain Yogurt.

Princess Vespa: What's going on?
Dot Matrix: It's either the 4th of July, or someone's trying to kill us!

Dot Matrix: Hey, stop looking up my can.
Barf: Sorry.

Lone Starr: Called me an idiot! I'm going back there and explain a few things to her.
Dot Matrix: Besides he got a sexy voice. He might be cute.
Barf: Wait. You haven't seen what she looks like.
Lone Starr: I know what she looks like. You've seen one princess, you've seen them all.
Princess Vespa: Cute? I know these space bums, they're all alike. Fat, ugly...
Lone Starr: Buck-toothed, knock-kneed...
Princess Vespa: Beer-swilling pigs!
Lone Starr: Horse-faced space dogs!

Dot Matrix: Hey wait, you forgot to get married!

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"Spaceballs: The Animated Series: Lord of the Onion Rings (#1.3)" (2008)

Galadriot Matrix: This has failure written all over it.

Galadriot Matrix: Have fun stormin' the fryer! Whoo, another good one! I gotta write that one down before Mel Brooks steals it.

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