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Aldonza: All right, you're a squire. How does a squire squire?
Sancho Panza: Well, first, I ride behind him. Then he fights. And then I pick him up off the ground.
Don Quixote: Dost not see? A monstrous giant of infamous repute whom I intend to encounter.
Sancho Panza: It's a windmill.
Don Quixote: A giant. Canst thou not see the four great arms whirling at his back?
Sancho Panza: A giant?
Don Quixote: Exactly.
Sancho Panza: Many a man has gone to bed feeling well, only to wake up the next morning and find himself dead.
Don Quixote: That's a proverb.
Sancho Panza: Yes, Your Grace.
Don Quixote: I don't approve of them.
The Barber: [
singing, of Don Quixote] I can hear the cuckoo singing in the cuckooberry tree.
The Barber: [
singing] If he says that that's a helmet, I suggest that you agree.
Sancho Panza: [
singing] But he'll find it is not gold and will not make him bold and brave.
The Barber: [
singing] Well, at least he'll find it useful if he ever needs a shave.
Sancho: Dying is such a waste of good health.
Sancho: They say one madman makes a hundred and love makes a thousand.
Aldonza: What does that mean?
Sancho: I'm not sure.
Don Quixote: [
about to attack the windmill] Ho, there, foul monster! Cease the knocking at thy craven knees and prepare to do battle!
Sancho Panza: [
nearly simultaneously] Your Grace, I swear by my wife's little black moustache that's not a giant, it's only a...
[
with a yell, Don Quixote charges off]
Sancho Panza: I thought your name was Alonso Quixano.
Don Quixote: I know who I am, and I know that I am perfectly capable of being whom I choose to be.
Sancho Panza: How much does honor pay by the hour?