Quotes for
Silvio Dante (Character)
from "The Sopranos" (1999)

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"The Sopranos: Denial, Anger, Acceptance (#1.3)" (1999)

Mr. Teittleman: Do you have a daughter, Mr. Soprano?
Tony Soprano: Yes. Call me Tony.
Mr. Teittleman: What would you do if your daughter was abused by her husband?
Tony Soprano: I'd talk to him.
Silvio Dante: Yeah, in "Ball Peen Hammer".

Ariel: See, I sweated blood into this place and he owes me. And, uh, I intend to get what's mine. So please, don't embarrass yourself any further. Just leave.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I'm not embarrassed.
[to Silvio]
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: You embarrassed?
Silvio Dante: [shakes head]
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [slams Ariel's head against the front desk] Listen to me, you weirdo fuck! You give Shlomo whatever the fuck he wants and you forget this 50% shit. You got nothin' comin' to ya. Nothin'! You understand me? Nothin'!
Ariel: Fuck you!
Silvio Dante: Bupkis. Say "bupkis", Paulie.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: What?
Silvio Dante: That's how they say "nothin'".
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [grabs desk bell] Fuck that. This is how I say nothin'.
[bangs the bell against Ariel's head repeatedly]
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: How's that for nothin'?
[continues banging]

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"The Sopranos: I Dream of Jeannie Cusamano (#1.13)" (1999)

Tony Soprano: Okay. I need to tell you something and I want you to hear it from me, not from some asshole on the street. About four, five months ago I started seeing a psychiatrist. I was passing out, and they couldn't find nothing. She's been helping me with that... Okay, c'mon, give it to me. Give it to my face. C'mon.
Silvio Dante: Well, I'm sure you did it with complete discretion. And speaking for Pussy, if he's still alive, I'm sure he would agree.
Tony Soprano: Business was not discussed, no names were mentioned. Junior knows. He's decided to use it against me. Ask now. 'Cause we're not discussing this again.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: It's not the worst thing I ever heard. I was seeing a therapist myself about a year ago. I had some issues. Enough said. I learned some coping skills.
Silvio Dante: Look, this thing of ours, the way it's going, it'd be better if we could admit to each other these painful, stressful times. But it'll never fucking happen.
Tony Soprano: What about you? You got a problem with this?
Christopher Moltisanti: It's like marriage counseling?
Tony Soprano: Yeah. Like that. Sort of, yeah.

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: The Skip seeing a psychiatrist, how does that sit with your ass?
Silvio Dante: I usually do sit with my ass. Why don't you sit with yours?

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"The Sopranos: Members Only (#6.1)" (2006)

Silvio Dante: [at Artie's restaurant] Where'd they get this bread? The bread museum?

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"The Sopranos: Nobody Knows Anything (#1.11)" (1999)

Silvio Dante: Look, T, if my vote counts for anything, I cannot believe that Pussy would fear the can enough to hurt his friends.
Tony Soprano: That's what they said about Gravano.

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"The Sopranos: Sentimental Education (#5.6)" (2004)

Silvio Dante: [of Tony Blundetto's finding a large bag of cash] From now on, when anybody steps in a pile of shit, it will be known as a "Blundetto"!

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"The Sopranos: 46 Long (#1.2)" (1999)

[repeated line]
Silvio Dante: [imitating Al Pacino] Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!

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"The Sopranos: Boca (#1.9)" (1999)

[Tony, Junior, Silvio and Mikey are playing golf]
Tony Soprano: Uncle Jun's in the muff.
Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: What?
Tony Soprano: Oh, did I say "muff"? I meant "rough".
[sniffs]
Tony Soprano: What's that smell? Did you guys go to a sushi bar?
Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: [to Mikey] The fuck's he talkin' about?
Tony Soprano: I thought you were a baccalà man, Uncle Jun. What are you doin' eatin' sushi?
Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: You fuckin' run off at the mouth, you know that?
Tony Soprano: [sings] South of the border, down Mexico Way.
Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: Hey listen, my friend. At least I can deal with my own problems. Unlike some I know.
Tony Soprano: What's that supposed to mean?
Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: Take it however you want. Don't bullshit with me.
Silvio Dante: Hey guys, guys. We're here to play golf or what? C'mon.
Tony Soprano: [sings] South of the border where the tuna fish play.

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"The Sopranos: The Second Coming (#6.19)" (2007)

Tony Soprano: Talk about a trip. I met this girl, fuckin' beautiful. We did peyote.
Silvio Dante: Come on!
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: Really?
Carlo Gervasi: Bobby did mushrooms once. Stuffed mushrooms, a whole fuckin' platter.

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"The Sopranos: Employee of the Month (#3.4)" (2001)

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Ginny Sacrimoni, what she needs is her own zip code.
Gigi Cestone: Jersey's a small state. She moves in, she could tip it over.
Furio Giunta: I like a woman you can grab onto something.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: You grab onto Ginny Sacrimoni, your fuckin' hands will disappear!
Silvio Dante: She's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: She's so fat, she goes campin', the bears have to hide their food.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: When Ginny hauls ass, she's gotta make two trips.
Gigi Cestone: Two guys could fuck her at the same time, and *still* never meet!

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"The Sopranos: Rat Pack (#5.2)" (2004)

Tony Soprano: I tell you, I'm having a time. Stay out late. Come home drunk. Fuck anyone I want.
Silvio Dante: So what's the difference?
Tony Soprano: I don't know. It's a mind-set.

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"The Sopranos: From Where to Eternity (#2.9)" (2000)

[Christopher has been shot; one of the two hitmen is still at large]
Joanne Moltisanti: When you find him, I want him to suffer. You hear me, Sil? I want that motherfucker in agony!
Silvio Dante: Don't worry, we'll do the best we can.

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"The Sopranos: Meadowlands (#1.4)" (1999)

Christopher Moltisanti: This is "Scarface", final scene, bazookas under each arm, "say hello to my little friend!"
Silvio Dante: Always with the scenarios.

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"The Sopranos: A Hit Is a Hit (#1.10)" (1999)

Massive Genius: [to Hesh] So you bought horses with your royalties. And Little Jimmy's royalties, whatever became of those?
Silvio Dante: He bought "horse".

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"The Sopranos: Chasing It (#6.16)" (2007)

Silvio Dante: [sees Marie coming] Oof, look at this mezza mort'.

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"The Sopranos: Live Free or Die (#6.6)" (2006)

Construction Worker: [Tony and Silvio are looking for Vito after he's been outed as a homosexual. Tony calls Vito's cellphone. A construction worker picks the phone up off the side of the road] Hello?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [on phone] Vito?
Silvio Dante: You got him?
Construction Worker: [on phone] Who?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [on phone] Put Vito on the phone, asshole.
Construction Worker: [on phone] Fuck you, motherfucker.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [on phone] What, are you sucking his dick?
Construction Worker: [on phone] Bet I'd kick your ass, you fucking faggot.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [on phone, yelling] Yeah that's right, telephone tough guy! Put Vito on the phone!
Construction Worker: [on phone] There ain't no Vito, man. I found the phone on the side of the road!
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [on phone] What?
Construction Worker: [on phone] Hang on a second!
[the construction worker tosses Vito's phone under a steam roller]
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [on phone] Where'd you find the phone? Hello? Hello? Oh you motherfucker!
Silvio Dante: What happened?

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"The Sopranos: The Weight (#4.4)" (2002)

Christopher Moltisanti: Maybe Vesuvio's is bugged and it's Feds who told Johnny.
Silvio Dante: What, conspiracy theories now?
Christopher Moltisanti: Why not? Play captains against each other, create a little dysentery among the ranks?
Tony Soprano: First of all, the place is swiped for bugs twice a month. Second, there are much more interesting things being said at that place than Ginny Sack's fat ass!

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