Quotes for
Lady Heather (Character)
from "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" (2000)

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"CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Lady Heather's Box (#3.15)" (2003)

[Lady Heather is a dominatrix]
Catherine Willows: How much does this place clear a week?
Lady Heather: Ten grand.
Catherine Willows: I'm not with the IRS.
Lady Heather: Okay. Twenty.
Catherine Willows: I don't make that in three months.
Lady Heather: Sex pays a lot better than death.
Catherine Willows: Plus the outfits are cooler.

[at Lady Heather's front door]
Gil Grissom: May we come in?
Lady Heather: Say the magic word.
Captain Jim Brass: Warrant.

Gil Grissom: I owe you an apology.
Lady Heather: Apologies are just words.

Lady Heather: Unfortunately the language we speak in here doesn't necessarily translate to the world out there.
Gil Grissom: No, in here, the submissive has the power... all he has to do is say the safety workand everything stops.
Lady Heather: Very good, Mr. Grissom.
Gil Grissom: I'm just repeating what I've heard.
Lady Heather: You're a good listener.
Gil Grissom: Part of the job.
Lady Heather: So, this is work?
Gil Grissom: Yes, but I value your insight.
Lady Heather: I'm flattered... but you already seem to know the answers to your questions. You keep me in proximity when I walk away
[she moves closer to him]
Lady Heather: when I'm close you watch my lips. Are you losing your hearing?
Gil Grissom: I'm losing my balance.
Lady Heather: Your sense of self?
Gil Grissom: No, I know who I am.
Lady Heather: Do you?
Gil Grissom: Yes... I do.
[he touches one side of her cheek with one hand then the other with his other hand]
Gil Grissom: You can always say "stop".
Lady Heather: So can you.

Lady Heather: [after Grissom and Lady Heather have tea in her house, he finds out she's a diabetic and calls for a warrant] I think I heard you just say "stop".

Lady Heather: Do you like my lipstick?
Gil Grissom: Why?
Lady Heather: You've been staring at my lips.
Gil Grissom: You have very lovely lips.
[Brass looks back between the two and then goes back to processing]

Captain Jim Brass: [During the interrogation Lady Heather gets up and walks over to the mirror she knows Grissom is behind] Is it something I said?
Lady Heather: [Staring at Grissom directly through the mirror] I'm disappointed in you, but not surprised. You fear me because I've committed the one unforgivable act.
Captain Jim Brass: No, it's more like two acts... of murder.
Lady Heather: [still staring at Grissom] I know you. And I know that in your heart I know you don't believe I did this.
Captain Jim Brass: Lady Heather this has nothing to do with the heart, it's all about the evidence.

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"CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Slaves of Las Vegas (#2.8)" (2001)

Captain Jim Brass: Were there any disturbances last night? Did you hear screams?
Lady Heather: It's when I don't hear screams that I start to worry.

Gil Grissom: You're very good. You could work for me.
Lady Heather: You want to be my boss?

Catherine Willows: How much does this place clear in a week?
Lady Heather: $10,000.
Catherine Willows: I'm not with the IRS.
Lady Heather: OK, $20,000.

Lady Heather: I told my little girl something when I thought she was old enough to hear it. I said, "Honey, you can give a man a lot of things. You can give him your time, your money, even your heart. But the one thing you can never ever let go of is your power." You have to be able to walk away at any time.

[to Grissom, explaining her evening tea ritual]
Lady Heather: I like a bit of civility before dark, before all the needy little boys show up.

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"CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: The Good, the Bad and the Dominatrix (#7.23)" (2007)

Lady Heather Kessler: I don't respond well to men who judge me based solely on my profession.
Sara Sidle: I get that a lot too, law enforcement.
[they share a smile]

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