Beauty Shop (2005)

reviewed by
Harvey S. Karten


BEAUTY SHOP
Reviewed by Harvey S. Karten
MGM
Grade: C-
Directed by: Bille Woodruff

Written by: Kate Lanier, story by Elizabeth Hunter

Cast: Queen Latifah, Alicia Silverstone, Andie MacDowell, Alfre

Woodard, Mena Suvari, Kevin Bacon, Djimon Hounsou

Screened at: AMC, NYC, 3/24/05

What's ironic about "Honey" director Bille Woodruff's new film,

"Beauty Shop," is that a story presumably about female

empowerment treats virtually all of the women therein as

clownish stereotypes. The only femme treated as a normal,

respectable, even mature person is Gina Norris, the owner of

the title shop, played by the inimitable Queen Latifah. This is

not a sequel to the two "Barber Shop" entries into the film

sweepstakes but a look at economic, even social, liberation

from the women's point of view.

Plot machinations are set into motion under Woodruff's weak

directorial hand by Gina Norris, who had moved from Chicago to

Atlanta to allow her daughter, Vanessa (Paige Hurd), to attend a

prestigious music school. To earn their keep, Gina works for

the flamboyant faux-Austrian Jorge Christophe (Kevin

Bacon)–who, we learn later, is actually a Nebraskan named

George Christy. Dissed once too often by the boss, Gina quits,

gets a loan to open her own shop some blocks away, and is at

first discouraged by the scarcity of funding needed to fix the

electricity and to pay the humongous fines levied against her by

a corrupt state inspector.

Production notes tell us that beauty shops are particularly

important in the African-American culture, places to relax,

gossip, just let it all hang out. The gossip here is not about

foreign policy but largely about men, and more specifically about

booty. Even in that regard, the women have nothing new or

useful to tell us–not their fault: blame Kate Lanier and Norman

Vance Jr.'s lazy script. The employees of the shop are a

diverse group, including the one white person, Lynn (Alicia

Silverstone), who at first believes she doesn't fit in–particularly

since two of the black beauticians quit the shop because they

refuse to work in an "integrated" site. The others include Alfre

Woodard, who cites the poetry of Maya Angelou, and Gina's

sexy sister-in-law, Keshia Knight Pulliam, late of the Cosby

show.

Among the cliches: 1) When one employee runs from the shop

to hug her man, particularly excited by the latest jewelry he

places around her neck, she learns that there is no free lunch.

When she tries to get back to work, her guy grabs her forcefully

to get her attention. 2) The most important physical attribute a

woman can have is a big booty. Thus it is that Terri Green

(Andie MacDowell), who joins those customers who had fled

from Jorge's shop, regularly down the collards that are offered

by an in-shop concession, greens that are proudly loaded with

fat. Terri shakes her booty to the earth-shaking hysteria of the

staff. 3) Women who get breast augmentation surgery are not

to be trusted, as the newly bosomed Joanne (Mena Suvari)

learns. 4) The best men are those who act chaste–like upstairs

neighbor Joe (Djimon Hounsou), who plays a mean jazz piano.

Among the better gags: when offered cappuccino, one of the

employees quips, "I don't drink anything I can't spell."

"Beauty Shop," then, is a bunch of black chicks sitting around

talking. The one thing that can be said in its favor is that it does

not evoke the cliche of movie producers, scripters and directors,

"The story of a woman who experiences an epiphany which

changes her life forever."

Rated PG-13. 105 minutes © 2005 by Harvey Karten

harveycritic@cs.com
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