Going Upriver: The Long War of John Kerry (2004)

reviewed by
Jon Popick


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I often leave CNN on as background noise while I'm doing stuff. You know,

just in case some evildoers do some of that evil. So the last thing I

wanted to see was a movie that had anything to do with John Kerry, Viet Nam,

or Swift Boats. Sadly, those are the three very things that comprise Going

Upriver: The Long War of John Kerry, the new documentary from George Butler.

The only thing that could have been worse was if the film threw in Kobe

Bryant and/or Scott Peterson.

But here's the thing: Even though I'm sick to death of Bush and Kerry and

the election, I still found Upriver to be a fascinating and moving doc. It'

s also, at least indirectly, a pointed comparison between atrocities

committed by US forces in 'Nam and the nightmarish acts perpetrated at the

Abu Gharib prison (and who knows where else - ever get the feeling that LBJ'

s war would have been a lot less popular if we had imbedded journalists and

24-hour news channels back then?). Plus, we finally get a look at that

goddamn swift boat. And ain't she a beaut?

Upriver begins by showing home videos of the young Kerry, who already had a

thick face and bad hair. We see him spend his Kennedy years at Yale (if you

pause on frame 20,763, you can just make out a young Dubya snorting coke off

of a whore's ass in the background of pan across the campus) before shipping

off to The Conflict. Voluntarily, I might add. You probably know what

comes next: Attacks, shrapnel, and three Purple Hearts. A Bush counterpoint

documentary would likely show our fearless, flight-suited leader at a posh

country club, yelling at Pedro for not putting enough ice in his rum and

coke.

The bulk of Upriver deals with Kerry's life once he returned home from

active service. You've heard only snippets of his testimony before the

Senate Foreign Relations Committee, but Upriver contains the entire chilling

rant. Fox News tell you about Kerry tossing his medals away like bottle

caps? You get to see it here, and if the extended scene doesn't put his

actions in perspective in a deeply moving way, you're an evil, cold-hearted

prick. And that probably explains why you were watching Fox News in the

first place. Hey, at least the Kerry clan never airbrushed retards out of

their family pictures.

Upriver was made by George Butler, the brains behind the intriguing The

Endurance: Shackleton's Legendary Antarctic Expedition and,

unapologetically, a long-time friend of Kerry. This matters not, for in

terms of making a classy, compelling documentary that doesn't point fingers

and doesn't seem like the work of a borderline crackpot, Butler succeeds.

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