CELLULAR
Reviewed by Harvey S. Karten
New Line Cinema
Grade: B+
Directed by: David R. Ellis
Written by: Larry Cohen, Chris Morgan
Cast: Kim Basinger, Chris Evans, Jason Statham, Eric Christian
Olsen, Noah Emmerich, William H. Macy
Screened at: Loews 34th St., NYC, 9/11
An online colleague introduces his review of "Cellular" by
disparaging "yahoos with cell phones soldered onto their ears."
I don't know if yahoos is the right word, but the U.S. is now
divided not so much by those who vote Democratic and those
who are Republicans, but by the pro-cell-phone demographic
and the anti-mobile phone forces. If you're in the latter
category, you may look distaste on the times you were
accidentally poked on the street by a mobile phone user who is
gesticulating wildly or in near-panic when the car riding
alongside yours is piloted by a guy so intense on his cell
conversation that you wonder when he's going to plow into
yours. Still, you never know why this relatively new invention
will be literally a lifesaver if, say, you're kidnaped or if you're
buried by an earthquake under ten feet of concrete. The way
the title gadget is used in David R. Ellis's story written by Chris
Morgan are multiple: the phone belonging to young, handsome
Ryan (Chris Evans) can not only be instrumental in locating help
for kidnap victim Jessica Martin (Kim Basinger); it can also take
photographs, another attribute without which the bad guys, even
if caught, would not be encumbered by enough evidence to
convict them.
Despite plot holes that are regularly pointed out by critics who
do not see that thrillers and story flaws are virtually twins,
"Cellular" is a mighty tense tale whose narrative is cleverly
broken up by comic relief, such as a graphic description of the
day spa that soon-to-retire police officer Mooney (William H.
Macy) will own and operate and with it make lots of money.
When he and his wife are not trying on the latest fruit peel or
avocado dressing for the skin, Mooney is out trying to solve a
case of multiple abductions, the unfortunate people being prep-
school science teacher Jessica Martin (Kim Basinger), her
eleven-year-old son Ricky Martin (Adam Taylor Gordon) and
ultimately her husband Craig Martin (Richard Burgi–not to be
confused with the now-deceased tooth paste after which he was
named).
After the briefest of introductions, director Ellis gets right down
to business as the abductor, Greer (Jason Statham) and
henchmen break into Jessica's California digs and take her
away. While Jessica has a nice place with a swimming pool,
the bad folks are not out for money but for an object whose
location is known only by her husband.
Much of the considerable tension is provided by a telephones,
specifically one regular job installed in the hideout of the
criminals, bashed to pieces but put together again in secret by
the teacher whose general science course has taught her a
thing or two about the gadgets, the other a mobile used by
Ryan, whose mind is on the girl friend who dumped her, Chloe
(Jessica Biel) but who by pure random chance gets the call for
help from Jessica. At first Ryan thinks the call is a hoax, but
when he gets to believe the real danger that the caller is in, he
takes steps that endanger not only his life but the lives of the
people on the California highways whose accidents are caused
by Ryan's necessarily reckless driving.
The motivations of all concerned are above-board, bell-clear
(literally), the entire movie an obvious follow-up by Larry Cohen
whose "Phone Booth," though more minimalist, was equally
gripping. Jason Statham is in his element as the bull-headed
mobster, while Chris Evans, who looks more like someone who
might be cast in "Joey" or "Friends," does a fine job growing up
from an irresponsible, narcissistic beach-bum to a more mature
beach bum in just a matter of days.
Rated PG-13. 92 minutes. © 2004 by Harvey Karten
@harveycritic@cs.com
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