Zatôichi (2003)

reviewed by
David N. Butterworth


ZATÔICHI
A film review by David N. Butterworth
Copyright 2004 David N. Butterworth
**1/2 (out of ****)

"The ancient sages said, 'Do not despise the snake for having no horns,

for who is to say it will not become a dragon? So may one just man become an

army.'"

So pondered the introduction to "The Water Margin," a short-lived Japanese

television series from the mid-Seventies that cult Japanese director Takeshi

Kitano ("Brother," "Fireworks," "Sonatine") seems to be paying direct homage

to with his latest film, "Zatôichi" (or "The Blind Swordsman: Zatôichi" as it's

currently circulating).

The character of Zatôichi has permeated Japanese cinema for the past 40

years via a vast assortment of some 20 odd films. But none as odd as this one!

Part Three Stooges, part "'Seven Samurai," "Zatôichi" is the film Quentin

Tarantino tried to realize with the one-two sucker punch of "Kill Bill." Kitano's

film, while not without its flaws, exists on a level that Tarantino's does not.

For all its anonymous bloodletting and martial-arts mayhem there's an innocence

and surprising silliness to it, a goofy charm that flows from its colorful characters

to its offbeat storyline to its syncopated score. Whereas Tarantino focused

on style in his first chapter and character in volume two, with neither film

feeling close to complete, director Kitano and star Beat Takeshi (one and the

same person, incidentally) successfully manage to incorporate both elements

in the one motion picture.

In 19th Century rural Japan, a blind masseur cum Samurai swordsman, a pair

of vengeful Geishas, a down-on-his-luck gambler, and a skilled ronin for hire,

cross paths--and swords--in a film that draws its inspiration more from Larry,

Curly, and Moe's high jinks than any direct reverence for Akira Kurosawa.

At the local sake hut, skilled swordsman Hattori offers his services to

a local crime boss, whose gang members delight in roughing up the locals for

daily protection money. Meanwhile two young Geishas search for the men that

massacred their family, and in the gambling parlor Zatôichi's skill at dice

attracts the amity of Shinkichi, who learns you have a better chance of beating

the odds if you listen rather than look.

"Some masseur is tearing apart the gambling house!" a terrified goon informs

Boss Ogi after Zatôichi accuses the proprietor of cheating. It's one of many

scenes "rated R for strong stylized bloody violence." With cane-sword drawn

in retaliation, the field of battle explodes into gushing arteries of blood

(think Monty Python's Black Knight)--gory but only fleetingly graphic bursts

of computer-generated red that conclude as quickly as they begin.

The film is episodic in its construct and Kitano (the director) can be

accused of letting some of the quieter scenes run on longer than necessary (the

Geisha dance/flashback sequence being the most turgid). But as a performer

he's much more centered. White-haired and contemplative, Beat Takeshi's Zatôichi

is the perfect antihero: calm and deadpan, often chuckling at some unspoken

in-joke; quick and efficient when angered. The film's humor comes as a complete

surprise, bordering on slapstick, especially in scenes featuring an idiot Samurai

wannabe, Shinkichi teaching three youths the art of Kendo, or field workers

matching the rhythms of the film's perky score. Zatôichi even concludes on

the most bizarre note possible, with the entire cast performing a spurious and

comically choreographed tap dance number!

While not for all tastes, "Zatôichi" is a refreshing change of pace from

your standard action fare, one that uniquely marries killer violence with whimsy,

farce, and tender sentimentality. Let the Beat go on!

--
David N. Butterworth
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