Rocky V (1990)

reviewed by
John Ulmer


ROCKY V (1990)
** / *****
Review by John Ulmer

"Touch me and I'll sue," says a boxing promoter to Rocky Balboa

(Sylvester Stallone) towards the end of "Rocky V." Rocky hesitates,

then reconsiders, clenches his fist and knocks the guy out. "Sue me

for what?" he says, and walks away rather happily with his wife (Talia

Shire) and son (Sage Stallone) treating him like a god.

Well, how about assault? Yep, Rocky's brain ain't A-okay in "Rocky V"

– his beating in the ring at the end of "Rocky IV" has gone to his

head (literally) and now he can't fight again or he'll risk being the

next Muhammad Ali. (Not that Rocky necessarily had any brains to begin

with.)

Most people complain that the "Rocky" sequels are repetitive. They

forget "Rocky V": This one, rumored to be the final installment (but

Sly wants to do yet another!), is totally different from all the rest.

(Which is surprising, since John G. Avildsen – director of "Rocky" –

returned only for this one.) I give kudos to Sly for going somewhere

new with this film.

Example? Unlike the predecessors, "Rocky V" takes its character out of

training, throws away his fortunes, implies permanent brain damage,

and basically tells us that this movie isn't going to be about boxing.

Instead, it'll be about Rocky trying to adjust back to the gritty side

of life. (Which isn't the perfect closing to a series that is all

about a nobody becoming somebody. It's the essence of the series.)

Even the final fight in "Rocky V" is wholly different from the others

– it takes place outside, "on the streets," where Rocky has an

unrestricted fight with a guy two times his size. (Guess who wins.)

Unfortunately, the slight originality of "Rocky V" doesn't win it any

points – it is a poor movie by all standards, featuring Sylvester

Stallone's worst performance as the titular character. At first it was

realistic, then it sort of became comedic; by "Rocky V," it was

downright ridiculous.

The dialogue is stiff and wooden. The acting is worse. And the

direction is messy -- more kudos to Sly for managing to write and

direct all of the "Rocky" sequels (save "V") and maintain the focus of

the first. Avildsen's return behind the camera harms the movie. Why?

On the Special Edition DVD of "Rocky," Avildsen explains that he told

the cinematographer to mimic the style of the first film. "But that

looked like a documentary!" he was told.

And so "Rocky V" looks less like a gritty, realistic documentary and

more like an MTV video presentation – during the final fight, the

handheld pushes in on the faces of anxious spectators, causing instant

nausea. Back-and-forth it goes, again and again, rapidly moving to the

beat of some '90s rock/rap song.

The film chronicles Rocky's fall – Paulie (Burt Young) blows the

family's fortunes, a new fighter becomes the Heavyweight Champion, and

Rocky is left with the grim reality of...nothing.

He takes a job at Mickey's (Burgess Meredith, who makes a flashback

cameo) old gym as a trainer, which is where he coaches a new boxer,

and ultimately finds a new villain to fight. The movie goes nowhere

else – it isn't the bold character study that "Rocky" was, nor does it

contain the uplifting, victorious underdog message.

If nothing else, this proves that Rocky – the character and the films

– doesn't translate well onto the screen nowadays. With firmer grasp

of direction, perhaps it would – which is why, to be totally honest,

I'm not so disappointed to hear that another "Rocky" could be coming

along soon. I'm sure it will be a more fitting conclusion to the

series than this.
2/5
- John Ulmer
e-mail: johnulmer2003@msn.com
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