Girl Next Door, The (2004)

reviewed by
Harvey S. Karten


THE GIRL NEXT DOOR
Reviewed by: Harvey S. Karten
Grade: B
20th Century Fox
Directed by: Luke Greenfield

Written by: Stuart Blumberg, David T. Wagner, Brent Goldberg,

story by David T. Wagner and Brent Goldberg

Cast: Emile Hirsch, Elisha Cuthbert, Timothy Olyphant, Chris

Marquette, Paul Dano

Screened at: UA 14th St., NYC, 1/21/04

   Whoever said "Treat a lady like a tramp and a tramp like a

lady may be on to something. After all, deep down, aren't prissy

young women dying to break out, while the slutty ones secretly

long for a Prince Charming to elevate their station? Luke

Greenfield, who directed "The Girl Next Door," must be a true

believer, because he does a yeoman-like job in constructing a

high-school style comedy that says, "Move over, Farrelly

Brothers. You're not the only show in town." While the poster,

featuring the slinky, kinky title character, Danielle (Elisha

Cuthbert), gives the impression that the movie is a sweet and

sentimental story of a pretty young woman who falls in love with

the first person who really cares for her, well...yes...that is what

the story is about, but given the mainstream culture of today's

youthful audience, the ante is upped. Greenfield helms a

frequently riotous pic whose fast action and multiplicity of

creative scenes do indeed gell. If only the performers had more

depth (so to speak)!
   One of the oldest male fantasies in the book is that of a guy

who is charmed by a pretty hooker, taking on the one-man job

of reforming her, and succeeding so well that she could pass for

the traditional girl-next-door the "Meet Me in St. Louis" type that

is nowhere to be found East or West of Salt Lake City. Since

Danielle, not a hooker but a highly-paid porn star and not the

sort who'd give up a high-paying gig during the prime of her life

in that career Matthew (Emile Hirsch) has his work cut out for

him. He must take on, in effect, a missionary position if he's

going to convince the first love of his life that "you're better than

that." Matthew, who is the senior president of Westport High

School in California, seems too bland and shy to garner many

votes from jocks and hotties alike, the epitome of boy scout

morality. Having been accepted into Georgetown University,

he needs to earn some big bucks to afford the tuition, which he

could conceivably do by winning a speech contest on the

subject of moral fiber.  

When Danielle moves next door to Matthew temporarily as a

house-sitter, Matthew, who does not have a date for the senior

prom, is stricken: this is love at first sight. Discovering what she

does for a living, he is nonplussed for a while. To make an

honest woman of her he needs to convince her agent Kelly

(Timothy Olyphant) to release her, but even more important, to

show Danielle that no profession of hers, however lucrative, can

compete with the love of an honest man.

Working with a script by a committee of four (usually a bad

sign), Greenfield evokes credible performances from the

ensemble, including the stereotypical suburban parents

(Timothy Bottoms and Donna Bullock) and a bevy of babes

hired by the Matthew to give a home-town, money-raising

performance for a worthy cause while at the same time helping

to convince Danielle to mend her ways. Top credit goes to

Timothy Olyphant as Kelly, a funny man who could remind you

of Billy Bob Thornton in both looks and character. Kelly, who

tries to hold on to Ms. Cuthbert's Danielle, goes into active

competition with the 18-year-old boy, a tug of war that provides

the principal humor of the picture. By contrast, Cuthbert more

Marilyn Monroe than Charlize Theron is given little to do other

than to giggle, look pretty, and provoke Matthew's fantasies.

The leads are well supported by Chris Marquette and Paul Dano

as Matthew's two best friends, all in the service of moving the

two principals more temperamentally close to each other. The

shy Matthew is liberated by the porn star while Danielle, hardly

ready to become a scout leader, is nonetheless predictably

"saved" by a kid with high moral fiber.

Rated R. 106 minutes.(c) 2004 by Harvey Karten at

Harveycritic@cs.com
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